We've come a long way from the caveman days, when problems were solved with a grunt and a club to the dome. 

Sure, things were a lot more barbaric at the time, but they were also much more simple. Someone stole your girl? Kill them. Did they try and invade your cave? Kill them. Looked at you with a furrowed brow? You get the idea.

Here's a bunch of straight-up savages that show we're all just animals at heart.

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1. He's curving her like he wished she curved that bouquet.

1. He's curving her like he wished she curved that bouquet.
Twitter |  @Garde_A

You gotta appreciate this guy's brutal honesty. She looks pretty excited, so hopefully this doesn't have him running for the hills.

2. Dinner and a show for the low price of a delivery fee?

2. Dinner and a show for the low price of a delivery fee?
Twitter |  @iamalishajo

Seems like a steal if you ask me. And now you and your food have something in common — you've both been thoroughly roasted.

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3. File this under X-actly why you don't get out of a claimed cab for any reason.

3. File this under X-actly why you don't get out of a claimed cab for any reason.
Twitter |  @sarahisdeep

I hope this didn't ruin his California(va)cation. Looks like those twins peaked when they met him. He'll probably write about it in his (Red Shoe) Diary.

I'm so sorry, I'll stop now. He's just such a Fox.

4. The US Postal Service has a history of losing packages, so you should be happy they only bent it.

4. The US Postal Service has a history of losing packages, so you should be happy they only bent it.
Reddit |  GummybearGoddess

Otherwise, you might have a difficult time proving that you have questionable decision-making skills.

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5. Kim & Kanye are used to being put on blast, but this is next level.

Ray J was probably hyped on the free publicity though, because really. When was the last time anyone was talking about Ray J?

6. With a description like that, I don't know how you expected it NOT to get stolen.

6. With a description like that, I don't know how you expected it NOT to get stolen.
Reddit |  Tiger-meat

It had a skull flag, a lightning bolt, and (by the looks of the drawing) handlebar tassels, yet you expected it to be safe from poaching? Please.

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7. I bet this burn had Microsoft on Edge.

You'd think Microsoft would've learned by now that their browser is just a vehicle for bigger and better things, but here we are.

8. Excuse me miss! Did you know our Thin Mints are only three points each?

8. Excuse me miss! Did you know our Thin Mints are only three points each?
Reddit |  55togo

This may seem kinda gutty, but it just shows that these girls know to make it work in the real world.

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9. Quick, someone call the fire department!

9. Quick, someone call the fire department!
Imgur |  EuphoricAffliction

Certainly not because this dude's mixtape is fire, but because the heat from that burn is gonna engulf the poor guy in flames. Ouch.

10. Kids say the darndest things.

10. Kids say the darndest things.
Instagram |  @thesavageposts

I'm not sure why you're so unhappy, grandpa. Would you prefer he said that he wished you were dead? At this age, I think maybe you should just take what you can get.

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11. Pretty gutty thing to say to the person who gave you life.

11. Pretty gutty thing to say to the person who gave you life.
Twitter |  @jasmine_lc

Keep in mind that his genetics make up half of you, girl. Not everyone has the luxury of Sephora makeup and Snapchat filters.

12. This clapback probably stung quite a bit.

12. This clapback probably stung quite a bit.
Instagram |  @thesavageposts

With a bullshit attitude like that, I'm not surprised to learn that even she thinks you're the worst. Tell 'em how you really feel, Denise.

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13. Shirley is a straight-up savage.

13. Shirley is a straight-up savage.
Instagram |  @thesavageposts

If she's willing to call out small children on the internet, I don't think anyone is safe. Remind me not to get on her bad side.

14. He's just sending a message to the other chickens.

Let's not pretend we're better than him just because we don't taunt our food. The chicken still dies for those tendies, you know.

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15. When you're not sure how much time you have left, every moment counts.

15. When you're not sure how much time you have left, every moment counts.
Twitter |  @dae_gore

And considering you just called your grandma out on Twitter, sounds like maybe the sass is genetic.

16. That burn was hot enough to cook the pizza.

That's what you get I guess. Just order your pizza and let them do their jobs without your silly requests next time, okay?

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17. Looks like she shed a few pounds for the new year.

I don't even wanna know what he did to get this kind of goodbye. Hopefully this isn't representative of what his 2018 holds.

18. Basically just an IRL Snapchat filter.

18. Basically just an IRL Snapchat filter.
Imgur |  LikeIHadAChoice

Makeup, corsets, heels, haircuts. What's the difference? Life is just a bunch of lies leading up to marriage, and I don't know why we're still trying to hide it.

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19. Okay, now you've crossed a line.

There are so many cheese puns and I can't even make ANY of them right now because I'm that angry. The thought of someone treating cheese this way breaks my damn heart.

20. Moms are known for telling it like it is.

20. Moms are known for telling it like it is.
Twitter |  @cajxan

Unfortunately, that adage still stands when it's not even their kid. Hopefully, Lauren's new boyfriend is okay with footing the bill.

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