Brrrr, it's cold in here. And let me tell you, it has nothing to do with clovers or the atmosphere — it's mainly because of the next people's chill levels. 

In fact, I'd go as far as to say that they've dipped below zero chill and are currently operating at negative chill. Oh-ee oh-ee oh! Ice ice ice!

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1. This UberEats driver who's clearly sick of this question

1. This UberEats driver who's clearly sick of this question
Twitter |  @iamalishajo

If I had to drive around smelling everyone's takeout all day and not be able to eat it, I'd be pretty salty too.

2. This little sister who made it a birthday to remember 

If you only get one night to rant about your sibling without suffering any consequences, you've gotta make it count!

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3. This person who gets their kicks by trolling the Starbucks crowd

3. This person who gets their kicks by trolling the Starbucks crowd
Twitter |  @wellmanlaylah

In an age of unicorn fraps and mermaid macchiatos, this kind of trolling is more refreshing than an iced Passion Tea!

4. This person who just cracked the code

4. This person who just cracked the code
Twitter |  @DannyPage

Forget Russian hackers, forget WikiLeaks — this is probably some of the most revealing information about the inner workings of our current government...scary stuff...