13+ Randomly Weird Pics That Prove The World Is A Wacky Place

Diply 5 Oct 2018

There's always more than meets the eye. And just when you think you've got it all figured out, you get hit upside the head with another shocker.

I don't care how smart you are, there will always be something that blows your mind or catches you by surprise. I mean, that's pretty much what life is all about. Well, that and keeping you on your toes.

1. Because being a "real man" means not bathing or practicing any enjoyable/hygienic routines. 

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Honestly, I feel bad for dudes. Why can't they take a nice relaxing bath like the rest of us? It just ain't fair.

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2. This headline has way too much random, yet related information. I just can't process it. 

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

All things considered, I'm pretty surprised that monkey managed to hang on that long. He must have little vice grips for hands. This has to be what true love looks like.

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3. Why can't we eat our fancy, expensive meals on actual plates? Is that just too much to ask?

Reddit | woozlywoo

Why did it come to this? Food doesn't have to be a piece of art or a science experiment. Sometimes, it can just taste good and that's okay!

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4. When fall is upon you, but your dumb sister Becky took the keys to your dad's Bentley. 

Me.me | Me.me

So, now you have to ride the pony you got in sixth grade to Starbucks for some pumpkin spice.

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5. If the place I live ever gets this cold, I'll have already moved to a warmer climate three months ago. 

Imgur | RomeyRoone09

When it comes to cold weather, I don't mess around.

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6. I guess this is what happens when you tell lies. 

The Chive | The Chive

First your nose grows, then you become a faucet in a tacky restaurant and spend your days soaking dirty hands and being mocked by customers.

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7. If you can play the piano backwards, then you've pretty much peaked.

The Chive | The Chive

There's really nothing you can do that's cooler or weirder than this, so don't even try to top it.

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8. I guess we all have different goals in life. 

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Some people just want to live a quiet, peaceful life. Others want to flaunt their opulence and wealth in the form of safari animals.

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9. You know that Joan Osborne song, "What If God Was One Of Us"? Well, this answers that question. 

The Chive | The Chive

Apparently, he would just be hanging out at Starbucks trying to chill after a long day at work.

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10. What an interesting choice of automobile hood ornament.

The Chive | The Chive

Although it doesn't seem the least bit functional, practical, or even appealing, it is strange. I guess that has to count for something.

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11. This is the last slide your kid will ever use. 

Reddit | Apprehensive_Adam

Save yourself the trauma and just jump off something, because that's pretty much the same thing as going down this death trap.

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12. I don't know what that is, but it's making me question my love for avocados, which I thought would never be possible. 

Reddit | CoyoteHandsome

Seriously, though, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS??

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13. If plants can grow in the darkest of places, then love can grow in the coldest of hearts. 

Reddit | batu24816

Just kidding. Try cleaning your sink for once, you disgusting slob.

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14. These look like rodent prints, and a perfectly good reason to set the house on fire.

Reddit | gvstop

Honestly, it's this type of thing that keeps me up at night. I haven't hit my REM cycle in years.

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15. I have no idea what these would taste like, and I do not care to find out. 

Reddit | cossiewill

Why do we have to exploit the seasons in such terrible and disgusting ways? It's literal blasphemy.

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16. Whoever drew this on their foggy mirror is an actual psychopath. 

Instagram | @guccimother

Don't even try to tell me that they didn't think someone would walk by, catch a glimpse of this, and crap their pants. There is only one end game with a prank like this.

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