16 People No One Should Listen To, Like Ever

Diply 8 Mar 2018

We've all been in those agonizing situations where we're stuck having a conversation with someone, and all that we can think in our heads is, "Can this end? When will they stop talking? What can I say to get myself out of this situation? What did I possibly do to deserve this? Should I fake an emergency phone call to get out of this one?"

And if we're lucky enough, the conversation eventually ends, and we vow to never put ourselves through that ever again. Everyone on this list is probably that person.

1. We get it, it's the most beautiful, innovative, groundbreaking, incredible product ever and I totally need it!!!

Twitter | @MikeyJonJon

It's almost like Lush and Sephora employees have this unwritten, silent pact among themselves to constantly oversell us and let us know we need everything on their shelves, NOW!

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2. This is all too familiar...

Twitter | @SayJones18

It goes like this: You're out for food, and all of a sudden, bae "isn't hungry" anymore. Smh. You ask, "Are you sure? I'm paying and I don't mind paying if you want some," but bae assures you they're not hungry. Long story short, they've eaten all of your French fries...again.

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3. Because this would've literally caused some permanent emotional trauma...

Twitter | @BrandonEsWolf

It's just the cruelest joke because it's absolutely life-altering news. Can you imagine the mini heart attack Rachel would've had if Brandon's guess was right?!

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4. Definitely not following her lead on any kind of furniture assembling.

Imgur | Imgur

These things are usually a team effort, so she definitely took charge of this project and assembled the whole thing. But I'm curious, at what point do you stop yourself and think, "Hmmm, something doesn't look right here"?

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5. Not down to eat my cereal like this, thanks though!!!

Pinterest | Pinterest

You know how everyone loves to share fun food hacks they've discovered? Well, we're definitely not taking Leonardo's two cents on this subject.

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6. Definitely not listening to her, because her words literally don't make sense.

Funny Junk | Funny Junk

Let's just hope those kids don't know what that word means, otherwise their parents are in for a fun after-school conversation.

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7. Because, I mean, if you're making decisions like this, I'm questioning everything else you have to offer...

Omtalat | Omtalat

How does one get themselves into this situation in the first place, you guys???

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8. I mean, like I get that it's a bit confusing with all the wires, but daaaamn!

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

This is why you always gotta double and triple check these things, because waiting four hours before realizing it hasn't charged yet is hella frustrating.

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9. Definitely not listening to whoever took initiative on this little moving project.

Ela e Ele | Ela e Ele

It's just sad because if this isn't cleaned properly, they're in for several months of unbearably smelly shifts.

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10. Because there are few things as painful as looking into this sad little dog's eyes...

Pinterest | Pinterest

This dog looks so extremely heartbroken, it breaks my own heart. Like, get it together, human!!!

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11. I guess we know not to flaunt it because karma will get ya.

Imgur | Imgur

Has there ever been so much sadness and frustration packed into a single snap before? I think not.

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12. Not taking any kind of romantic date or cute relationship advice from these two...

Awkward Family Photo | Awkward Family Photo

And if they wanna tell me abut how cute their proposal was, I'll be sure to pay zero attention.

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13. If she tells me she's a good cook, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have a hard time believing it...

Imgur | Imgur

The mess, the wasted food, the impending hunger...so many things to be upset about.

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14. I'm just not gonna listen because it's definitely not macaroni and cheese!!!

Instagram | @realfoolishness

Just because it says "cheese" on the label, doesn't mean we can get this creative with it, okay?!?!

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15. Not taking any kind of fashion or DIY advice from you, sorry!!!

Instagram | @realfoolishness

Nope, and you can't force me to like these even if you brag about how comfy they are!

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16. Okay, maybe I'll listen to you. She's the only person I'm making an exception for.

Instagram | @realfoolishness

A true scam that landed her a man...I'm gonna need this spaghetti recipe, STAT.

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