16 Pics That Volunteered All Of The Weird

Diply 1 Jun 2018

It's that time again. The time when you get a nice little reminder that hey, you might feel like the weirdest person you know, but that's only because you don't know a lot of people.

Don't get upset — there are 7 billion people, OK? You don't know most of them.

But we went through all of them. Yeah, that's right, Diply research. Comprehensive. Then we picked 16 of the weirdest. It took a while, so pay attention, OK?

1. Yeah, I gotta agree. Let's not worry about the cheese balls in milk. That's honestly an argument for another day.

The Chive | The Chive

But that cap is whack. I live in Canada, where milk comes in bags, and even I think that's weird.

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2. Hey, not every panorama shot works out perfectly. He's trying his best, OK?

Reddit | ScaryChicken

And listen, this is the opposite of the camera adding 10 pounds, so it all works out in the end. Be happy you got a nice, lean pooch now.

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3. Uh, I don't want to alarm you, but that person is either getting ready to settle in as a permanent tenant, or straight-up building a bomb.

The Chive | The Chive

Either way, do you wanna stick around and find out?

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4. So, the downside is that all the gas stations are dry, but trust me, there's an upside.

Reddit | JacksFaith

Ever had your pizza delivered on horseback? It's like living in the past without having to give up pizza or the polio vaccine. Score.

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5. Well, that's one way to kill brain cells.

The Chive | The Chive

I'd wager it's not his first time, considering how many brain cells one would have to have already lost before drinking from a traffic cone.

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6. "I dunno, man. I think this Frogger machine is broken."

The Chive | The Chive

Honestly, even if they are aware they're playing pinball, I would still love to hear what is happening in this conversation.

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7. I've seen this done, but never two people at a time. I made sure by checking that it was two left hands.

The Chive | The Chive

Well, now we know. These...things... They're multiplying.

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8. I can see how this would totally come in handy, but it could be confusing sometimes.

The Chive | The Chive

"Yeah, I just want a trim for my vacation."
"Nah, you're good."
"What?"
"The plane crashes. Don't go."

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9. I can't get over the fact that all this bread was toasted — probably in a two-slice toaster, mind you — then brought here to the crime scene, and deposited.

The Chive | The Chive

Clearly we're dealing with a sick mind. Good thing I'm low-rent Sherlock over here.

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10. I don't know exactly what's caught that bottom cheerleader's eye, but it looks like it's about to snatch the soul right outta her body.

Pleated-Jeans | Pleated-Jeans

You know she never wants the be at the bottom of the pyramid again.

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11. New hobby — finding other movies where someone's facial hair fades into foliage.

Reddit | Mr_Poop_Himself

And not just because that's fun to say, either.

OK, fine. It's exactly because that's fun to say.

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12. Oh yeah, the ol' Transplant Bandits.

The Chive | The Chive

There's actually a really sad story behind their name. They originally wanted to call themselves the Transplandits, but it sounded too much like an airline.

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13. I guess it's not the weirdest thing in the world. Maybe tortoises do this move all the time.

Me.me | Me.me

But just imagine how it would go down if you wore a baby as a hat, bruh.

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14. Sure, it might calm the mind. But have you thought about what it's going to do to the stomach?

Reddit | morosebae

Or even just the breath. Come on, bruh, you're not alone out here.

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15. Dude, you gotta make a decision — it can't be both.

Instagram | @no.body_special

But also, please choose neither of these options. Barefoot, a seaweed wrap on just one toe... Anything is better than this.

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16. OK, I can handle a lot of weird stuff, but don't take my strawberries away. 

Reddit | Mystycism

If there are weird vine-helicopter things bursting out of my produce, I'm gonna have to become whatever the opposite of a vegan is.

Oh, yeah. Mute.

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