15+ Pics That'll Screw You Up But Still Call You In The Morning

Diply 20 Jul 2018

Every one of these pictures was carefully curated to make you feel something, even if it's not great for you. Every time you scroll to the next one, you're basically swiping right to the next gongshow experience. But, ultimately, they all mean well. You'll have a weird night, but you'll get a courtesy call the next day.

This metaphor sucks. But here we are.

1. I can't help but feel personally attacked by this sign.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Sure, I've walked into trees, lampposts, and other people because I've failed to look up from my phone, but that mainly just hurts me, not anyone else. Except for the people I run into, I guess.

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2. I'm not normally one to advocate for violence against animals, but I'm 110% sure this was self-defense.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I've mentioned this before, but I once had to run for my life because a seagull was trying to steal my bagel. I haven't forgotten or forgiven.

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3. When someone asks how you're doing, and you say "fine," but you hope that they notice that you're not fine and scratch just a little below the surface so that you can finally let it all out.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

That's relatable, right? No, just me?

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4. I kind of have to respect whoever had the audacity to think that this was going to work.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Then again, I'm the kind of person who'd end up wasting their afternoon carrying these home by hand, while everyone else just did the thing and drove theirs.

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5. I don't think that's exactly how this is supposed to work.

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Then again, I'm not about to be the person who says anything about it. I'm way too paranoid about offending everybody to even consider it.

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6. Oh boy, is it ever easy to claim forever before everything falls right the heck apart.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I don't mean to be defeatist about it. I just mean Matt and Jessica clearly weren't meant to be together. Like Joey and Rachel.

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7. Well, my, my, my. Look how the worm has turned.

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It's worm, right? That's how the expression goes? That doesn't sound right. I really want to look it up, but I feel like this ends up being funnier if I don't.

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8. I don't even know what in the heck I'm looking at?

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I want to make fun of it, but I don't even know where to start. I don't know what this even is to make fun of it.

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9. I'm not gonna tell you how long it took me to get this, because it's pretty embarrassing.

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I was just so worried about the kids on the "bottom" who were gonna get smooshed.

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10. I can't imagine someone sliding into my DMs just to roast me like this.

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Mainly because I can't imagine what it would feel like to have anyone slide into my DMs in the first place. Except for you, Rebekah. I'll never forget.

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11. Frankly, this new twist they've taken for the Lego Movie sequel has me a little unsettled.

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It's the eyes, I just can't trust the eyes. Those are the eyes of someone who has hurt people before and didn't care.

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12. This seems like it's going to set the tone for the rest of their marriage and that doesn't sound great.

Twitter | @nicolewboyce

Not to mention, what are you doing taking the same Uber together? Isn't that kind of unconventional, seeing each other beforehand? This whole thing is clearly a mess.

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13. It probably makes me a bad person, but I really want to be there when this kid makes the discovery.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Maybe it's my own years in retail, but that kind of thing is just funny to me. I once saw a kid kick his brother in the face under a fitting room door, and I still haven't stopped laughing about it.

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14. Hey, you, uh? You wanna buy some chairs?

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Well, yes, yes I do. And I'll take one of those water coolers you've got as well.

But seriously, what in the hell is happening here on this day?

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15. I'm pretty sure this person won Prime Day so well that they're basically Optimus Prime.

Reddit | amlarson1111

If that doesn't sound like it makes sense, you're right, and whoever hired me to do this job clearly made a huge mistake.

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16. It's like that old Doris Day song goes.

Reddit | TeaMarieArt

"Que Michael Cera, Cera. Whatever will be, will be. This tattoo looks regrettable to me. Que Cera, Cera."

Super well done, though. Great work!

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