Have you ever looked around at the state of things, wondered where all the adults are at, then realize that, oh right, you're supposed to be the grown-up in this situation? That's what I have to assume happened in each and every situation in this list. If you're looking for a silver lining to these little bits of chaos, all I can offer is that they didn't happen to you.

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1. Do you even Bowflex, bro?

1. Do you even Bowflex, bro?
Reddit |  onearmmanny

Nobody's the winner in this situation. On the one hand, I feel for Flavia for not getting what she ordered. But I also feel like anyone who hacks into their ceiling this willingly is also the type of person who'd lie on the internet because they forgot to measure their house before ordering a huge piece of gym equipment.

2. Baby, I have no idea what you're saying, but I hate the way you say it.

2. Baby, I have no idea what you're saying, but I hate the way you say it.
Reddit |  Scottish_Whiskey

That is, unless what you're trying to say is that you're really good at making painfully ironic signs about your English skills. In which case, I still hate it.

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3. In the wild, it is the Alpha female who gets to protect her feet with the food spoils of her entourage's nighttime feast.

I'm no expert on either fashion or podiatry, but this seems like a quick way to get greasy feet and little else.

4. Just because someone did it on Pinterest, it doesn't mean you're any good.

Based on how poorly this experiment went, I think it's time to take your dreams of giving your kid anything other than a disappointing birthday and "Let Them Goooooo."

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5. If they're just sitting in your closet, you might as well use them for something.

And lah-dee-dah, look at Mrs. Bougie over here with her quadruple-sealing Ziploc bags. It may look weird, but this is all nicer than anything I can afford to eat out of.

6. If we're being honest, the only reason I haven't done this is because I haven't had the opportunity.

I also have questions about where I can get a giant McDonald's flag like this.

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7. People talk about all the dangers of drunk driving, but the real danger that nobody talks about is how gross it gets when your car is hungover the next day.

8. If you've somehow managed to be this bad at cooking, you're better off just letting the kitchen burn down next time.

No one expects you to be good at everything, but few people are this bad at anything either.

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9. Life's tough when you invest way too much in one accessory and have to flex it whenever you can.

9. Life's tough when you invest way too much in one accessory and have to flex it whenever you can.
Instagram |  @hoodcomedy

Or, I'm assuming. I'm still wearing belts I got in high school.

That's also a lie. My belts in high school sure don't fit anymore.

Also a lie. You didn't need a belt when all you wore was tearaways.

10. When you're worried about being accused of cultural appropriation, so you just try the first thing that comes to mind.

But hey, maybe he just discovered something, and we're all going to be eating like this soon.

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11. My man looks like he just high-fived Midas.

11. My man looks like he just high-fived Midas.
Instagram |  @hoodclips

Give it a couple of weeks and his arm's going to have its own SoundCloud account and be spamming you on Twitter.

12. Now, I'm not about to suggest that Xtreme sports are dumb, but I don't think any other animal has ever thought that strapping its feet to a stick and throwing itself down a mountain at 35 miles an hour was a good idea.

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13. Whoever cuts pizza with a fork needs to be arrested and sent away for a life sentence. 

13. Whoever cuts pizza with a fork needs to be arrested and sent away for a life sentence.
Instagram |  @greaseychips

I don't care what you say, I'm not retracting that statement. This is criminal behavior. 

14. Who knew disassembled Easter eggs would require an adult content warning? 

14. Who knew disassembled Easter eggs would require an adult content warning?
Instagram |  @djbewbz

Honestly, this is one of the best ways to make your Easter a little less PG and a little more entertaining. 

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15. I don't exactly know what's going on here, but I do know that this is something your children probably shouldn't see. 

This is one of those images where I'd rather not ask any questions, and just carry on with my day.

16. We get it. You are the alpha male. Every female should just faint in pure ecstasy at the mere sight of your biceps. 

That was all sarcasm. This is just desperate and kinda sad. Be better, man. 

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17. Some people are weak in the knees, and others are strong in the knees. 

17. Some people are weak in the knees, and others are strong in the knees.
Imgur |  TehBurritoButt

It's just genetics, man. I can't explain why some people have good knees and some people have scary knees. I'm not a scientist. Google it. 

18. Cooking can be a beautiful art form or a disgusting disaster. 

It's all about practice, people. Just don't give up. Unless you're this person. In which case, you should definitely give up.

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19. Sweaty feet aren't fun, but I'm pretty sure there are other solutions for this type of bodily function. 

On one hand, if it works, it works. But at the same time, please don't. 

20. This is the perfect example of why robots cannot be trusted. 

Honestly, Stephen Hawking was right — artificial intelligence is the next big threat to mankind. If you don't see this face and automatically believe that, then it's already too late for you.

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21. I've been out of the dating game for awhile, but I've got to think evoking the death of a beloved princess probably has a batting average below a 0.000...just sayin'.

21. I've been out of the dating game for awhile, but I've got to think evoking the death of a beloved princess probably has abatting average below a 0.000...just sayin'.
Twitter |  @JTSHEEPS35

But hey, you do what you gotta do to stand out.

22. This is making me nauseous.

22. This is making me nauseous.
Reddit |  GodlessWolf

Like, this person probably can't tell whether the feeling in their wrist is just the watch ticking, or if it's blood struggling to get in and out of their hand.

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23. When your eyebrows try to make the rest of your face make the "ñ" sound.

23. When your eyebrows try to make the rest of your face make the "ñ" sound.
Reddit |  charliecoll90

Now, I'm the first to admit that I know less than nothing about how makeup works, but I think that the last thing she ought to be doing is highlighting this a-brow-mination.

24. Me: I should try and eat fewer carbs. Also me:

24. Me: I should try and eat fewer carbs. Also me:
Twitter |  @EnderMittender

The trick to ordering this sandwich is to stare your sandwich artist dead in the eyes while they make it. If they sense any kind of fear, they may have time to escape and call their manager.

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