24 Pics That'll Raise Your Blood Pressure

Diply 3 Jul 2018

Hey, kids! Do you like stress? If you're shouting "YES!" at your computer and/or cell phone right now, please know that you're on a dangerous path. Even still, I'm nothing if not an enabler, so I've compiled a bunch of pictures for you that honestly just made my eye twitch a bit. So, enjoy, I guess?

1. For a company advertising tights, the instructions they gave this model were not so tight.

Imgur | 152bananas

Or, more realistically, they're perfect, because this is the pose that I see most people striking when they wear anything this tight, especially at the gym. Looking at you, Moïra.

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2. Every step of the way, someone's lying to you, whether they realize it or not.

Imgur | 152bananas

In my day, the biggest lies they told us were A) we wouldn't be carrying around calculators with us at all times, and B) that there was no more valuable life skill we were going to learn than cursive writing.

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3. I'm not sure who's stressing me out more, the person who didn't follow up the song right, or the person who's getting super aggressive at someone who seems to honestly be trying.

Imgur | Dunkacoke

It's not easy to fit the lyrics to "Don't Stop Believin'" into everyday speech. Although, there are lots of words in it. I guess you could say it goes on and on and on and on.

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4. I was just as stressed out as hopeless-fangirl was until thatsso-riddikulus came in with the save. I've never been so grateful to hear "Cotton Eye Joe."

Imgur | Dunkacoke

But seriously, if no one comes up with a better theory, I'm going to have to assume that a dragon made this heart in the snow.

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5. It's hard enough to have a nice, formal evening out with the kids before you even consider the fact that they're not all that moisture repellent.

Imgur | resipsaloquitor

It's generally not a good party when your kid gets pulled over for smelling like alcohol as he's driving home.

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6. You laugh, but one of these days, my tailor is going to finish making me a wrist collar, and then I'll be the one having the last laugh.

Twitter | @conorsmith

The trickiest part is tying the tie with only one hand available.

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7. Listen, I have a hard enough time remembering to charge my phone. The last thing I need is to be responsible for the well-being of my fridge's battery life on top of that.

Twitter | @LeftAtLondon
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8. There is nothing more frustrating in the world than watching somebody complain about something when there's a clear solution right in front of them.

Twitter | @baz00per

Sure, fair, the solution isn't always as easy as "get out of the tub," but my opinion still stands.

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9. I'm betting whoever won the lottery that day was someone who was trying to make a point about how dumb it is to play the lottery.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Either that, or it was some angry German person shouting that they didn't want a lottery ticket. Nein! Nein! Nein!

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10. Well, now I'm just kinda depressed.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I'm sorry, but if you're describing your fast food habits as a "spree," you should probably consider taking a long, hard look at your life. Unless it's Monopoly time, in which case, it's open season.

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11. Listen, I understand that Photoshop is a thing, but that doesn't mean that my brain can't still get frustrated with pictures that are probably fake.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

At least I hope that it's fake and this isn't some kind of time-travelling newspaper. I'm just not ready for that kind of a reality yet.

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12. Actual footage of me and my anxiety trying to pick up on social cues that people aren't giving out.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I think I'd probably just pull off to the side of the road and cry. Don't worry about me, I'm fine.

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13. I just...I hate this. I don't use the word "hate" a lot, but I hate this.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Also, am I the only one who reads it as "Automatic Caution Door" whenever they see one of those stickers? No? Just me?

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14. I mean, we've all been there, right?

Twitter | @willycrooks

Except, no. Nobody has ever done this. William Crooks, we're worried about you. Please call home. But also, is it weird that this is making me want a cheeseburger?

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15. Apparently, this is what one salon says passes for an "angled bob."

Reddit | punkysilg

I think this is actually what happens when you let some random guy named Angled Bob cut your hair, and all he has are some safety scissors.

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16. This hotel is giving me so much anxiety.

Reddit | whycantusonicwood

What you see here is a single door that applies to both the bathroom or the closet, but you have to choose one. This is worse than Sophie's Choice.

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17. I am officially uncomfortable. Again. More.

Reddit | Hajuhn

Why can I hear the exact sound these make?

(The typing's not very loud, but everyone nearby goes "ughhhh" the entire time she uses these things.)

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18. Listen, if you think this is gonna guilt me into sitting next to you out of pity...it's working.

AcidCow | AcidCow

Oh, I'm not talking to her. I'm talking to the dummy. Poor thing.

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19. For a long time, I thought USP did the exact opposite of what they should, except on Opposite Wednesday when they did it correctly.

Reddit | dead_until_coffee

But I've since figured out they never do anything right, so there goes that theory.

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20. I've been stuck in an elevator before, and it's never fun.

Reddit | Not_Oryx

But at least that time, there wasn't a sign staring me in the face for the whole three hours that I was waiting to be rescued.

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21. How long do you think it took him to give up? Because I'm ready to give up just looking at this photo.

Reddit | Grandvd

But to be fair, I was ready to give up way before that.

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22. Excuse me while I grind my teeth down into little nubs.

Reddit | The_Umbrella_Life

The worst part is, even though these are kids' shoes, you just know that a bunch of parents are 100% responsible for this.

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23. Who has this much hate for Stitch? He is objectively cute and never hurt anybody.

Reddit | TheGirlKing

Except for all the aliens he hurt before he went to Hawaii and chilled out, but still.

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24. OK, first of all, how dare you enlarge the even numbers instead of the 12, 3, 6, 9 like a human being would?

Reddit | __blueberry__

Second...you know what? Whatever. Glow-in-the-dark watchband. You do you.

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