24 Pics That'll Make You Actually Feel The Confusion

Diply 3 Jul 2018

Do you feel that weirdness all around you? You know, the feeling that's thick in the air, and actually a little bit tangy now that you think about it? That's the confusion that's looking to bore its way into your brain hole because of all of these befuddling pics we've put together for you. Why am I saying "we"? It was all me.

You're welcome.

1. Because being technically correct is the only kind of correct that matters.

Reddit | egglessomlette

Apparently, what happened here is this person was told they were only allowed to have drinks if they were in a cup and used a straw. So, just like everyone who drinks Monster Energy drinks, they decided to be a jerk about it.

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2. When protecting your belongings, the most important things to remember are the four fundamentals of loss prevention — Lock, Take, Hide, and Fill.

Reddit | ClimbTheCanopy

It's very important that you don't screw these up. If you Fill your car with bees or Hide your keys, you're going to have a very hard time.

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3. I have no idea what I'm going to have him do, but I do know that the next time I have an extra $40 lying around, this man is going to end up with it. 

Reddit | willcgriff

I can think of more than one ex that I'd enjoy knowing had stains on her couch.

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4. I'm really struggling with this one.

Reddit | fvrris

Someone had this idea. Then did it. Then liked it enough to share it. And now apparently "halo brows" are a thing. Back in my day, it was a bad thing when your eyebrows touched each other.

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5. Captain Farnsworth was delighted that the friendly officer decided to pull him over and offer assistance to get back to where he was trying to go.

Reddit | growandglow

I'm guessing someone's boat just fell off their truck, but it's way more fun the other way.

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6. I'm out of order! This whole darned MALL is out of order!

Reddit | fabrikated

And we know that I'm a child because I can't stop giggling about the fact that the post says "dump"...TWICE!

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7. When the robot uprising happens, we'll be able to identify them by their trademark footprints.

Reddit | Jmkos

Actually, this is from some Heelys with the wheel removed. Which begs the more important question: Who's still wearing Heelys in 2018?

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8. I hope nobody has an asthma attack, because somebody's clearly missing their puffer.

Reddit | bassistmuzikman

Apparently, this happened after a big storm where a ton of water was thrown around. Looks like the start of a bad Disney knockoff to me.

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9. It's very important to remember that giving up your childhood dreams often works out for the better.

Imgur | Sevault

Take me, for example. If I'd pursued my dreams of becoming a professional baseball pitcher, I might have taken care of myself and been healthy. And who wants that?

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10. You know that expression "a penny for your thoughts"? I imagine this is all mine are worth.

Imgur | linebar

Thankfully, I've pulled a very successful con and gotten this company to pay me to write my dumb thoughts onto the internet. Bunch of suckers.

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11. I'm very confused about what happened, but I'm just as (if not more) impressed that it happened.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

If I ever reach a point of success in my life that I can have the news say something half as cool as "Picked the duck-shaped tomato," I'll have lived a good life.

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12. I would really, really, really like to know why this exists.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

A double coffin suggests that you and your partner are leaving this mortal coil at the same time, and I really don't know anybody with that level of planning.

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13. Have you ever wanted to meet the person who's responsible for warning labels? I've never wanted to meet this person more.

The Chive | The Chive

I also want to meet whoever decided to make a 3-foot deep toilet. That person had obviously had a serious phobia of splash back.

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14. When whoever's cheapest is way more important than whoever's qualified.

The Chive | The Chive

It's like whoever made these had never seen Toy Story and had only recently learned what people and horses look like.

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15. This Lego/Transformers crossover looks awesome!

The Chive | The Chive

Who would have thought that Lego would end up being the villain in this situation?

Oh no, what if they just leave Lego around everywhere and take everyone's shoes away? It's a foolproof plan, tbh.

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16. Man, my new dog sucks.

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

The easy answer is that they probably just bought the vacuum, or they're lending it to somebody, but that doesn't mean you wouldn't stop and stare for awhile.

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17. Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my poker face.

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

This has got to be cheating, right? Also, this dude's name is apparently chiKKita banAAna. I am definitely missing something.

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18. When you try to suit up and miss, so you end up suiting down.

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

Of all the pictures in this whole thing, this is probably the one I most genuinely want to understand the story behind.

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19. Much like cats, cars can be very skittish and will often climb to the highest point when they experience fear.

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

I'm assuming that this thing just went through the railing and luckily ended up on the roof, but I'm choosing to believe it climbed that tiny ladder.

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20. I'm sorry, what?

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

I did a little digging because I was beyond genuinely confused, and I guess that it's not uncommon for "placenta" in candy to actually be made from bee larvae. Because that's somehow less gross, I guess?

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21. Some people have a voice in their head that helps them figure out right from wrong.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Lisa's hangs out around her liver and it never has any advice other than to drink heavily.

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22. My car-related tattoo is much less dramatic because I can't drive standard.

Instagram | @bae.sl

Somehow, RPD12 doesn't have the same ring to it. Although, it does sound like a good name for a Star Wars droid.

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23. I'd be willing to bet a large sum of money that this phone still works.

Reddit | E-Mouse

Sweden — a country whose No.1 export is a phone that they don't make anymore, but people love making memes about it.

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24. If you went ice fishing and you found this, would you call that a successful trip?

Reddit | whodisgyal

Granted, you'd have to lie about how big it was, like any good fisherperson.

"Those dentures had 50 teeth on 'em! And they were at least four feet wide!"

And now, for the most confusing thing of all — the fact that I'm willing to end this article on a joke this bad.

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