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24 Pics Guaranteed To Give You The Heebie-Jeebies

Diply 16 Mar 2018

You know those pictures that are just like a warm hug for your soul? The types of photos that just cleanse the spirit and make you happy?

What I'm about to show you will not make your soul feel like it's getting a warm hug. Instead, the pictures below are going to make you feel like you're standing in the middle of a snowstorm in a pair of wet sneakers while vuvuzelas blast your eardrums.

I am sorry in advance for the fresh horror show I am about to unleash upon your unsuspecting eyeballs.

Don't hate me, my editor made me do this to you. But know that I am suffering alongside you, my traumatized friends.

1. I don't like anything about this.

Reddit | Diotr

I don't know what is going on here, but I don't like any of it. Do you WANT to get kicked in the head by an angry horse with a sore tongue?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET KICKED IN THE HEAD BY AN ANGRY HORSE WITH A SORE TONGUE.

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2. This mask is like the training wheels for a cartoon supervillain.

Reddit | goat_chortle

Want to be Leatherface for Halloween but don't want the expense of a store-bought mask?

Well, DON'T do this. This guarantees no one will like you. Shell out for the plastic mask or risk dying alone.

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3. Speaking of Halloween costumes...

Reddit | llamanatee

I respect this person's commitment to concept, but I also dislike them very much in advance for the nightmares I'm gonna have for the next few weeks. I don't know how this is happening, and I don't know WHY it is happening, but I'd like it to stop.

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4. You're right to hate me for forcing this image upon your poor, unsuspecting selves.

Reddit | TopdeBotton

You know the Demogorgon from Stranger Things? This is their final form. I want to know where this person got a small army's worth of teeth, but also, I don't.

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5. There are a bunch of coding jokes in here, but I'm too classy to make them.

Reddit | ieatcows

But I'm not too classy to share the pic, so you can make your own clever puns about Python. Either way, there's a lot of nope rope in this photo.

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6. When you want to be a living nightmare, but you wanna be pretty about it.

Reddit | Yamamba78

This is Romance As Manufactured by David Lynch and Tim Burton. I can almost hear Danny Elfman making plunky spindly piano music in the background as Helena Bonham Carter looks sad and disheveled.

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7. This seems so innocent and wholesome, but...

Reddit | Cuozzo25

I just don't LIKE it. I can't pinpoint why this is so sinister, but it's making my skin crawl. Is it the lifeless minifig grin? The way he's perched in the shopping cart, as if in wait? I don't know, but I want to run away.

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8. She deserves everything she's going to get after this image.

Reddit | Taby-feats

Which is probably a good scratch and a mouthful of cat hair. This doesn't look pleasant for anyone involved. Also, why are there so many photos of people getting fresh with animals on the internet? Don't do this. Please don't do this.

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9. What lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Reddit | WasADogNowImNot

The two non-men in your nightmares, that's what lives in a pineapple under the sea. Hiding in their wet, tropical fruit lair, waiting until you fall asleep to crawl inside your head and terrorize your subconscious. Whoever made this should be stopped.

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10. I am so sorry for doing this to you.

Reddit | E-Shark

Your pain is my pain. And this photo gives me so much pain. One thousand million showers will never cleanse my soul of this image, and ten zillion eyedrops will never clear my eyes. Help.

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11. Are you a man, or a Muppet?

Reddit | gramadaru

Or maybe you're an unholy hybrid, like this macabre mouth-eyed Beetlejuice by Jim Henson monster freak show. This is terrible, and if you are the designer of this grotesque creation, you are a bad person and you should feel bad.

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12. Leave the windows up and just use the AC.

Reddit | TheAnimeAnimator

To be fair, unlike all the other loathsome crimes against our eyeballs, this one seems less deliberate, so I'm willing to forgive whoever did this. Maybe. I'm not happy with them, but I won't send them my therapy bills.

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13. The future looks more terrifying than ever.

The Chive | The Chive

This will be your server at Denny's one day, saying, "More coffee, humans?!" Well, hopefully they decide to give her a face or something to get rid of that "kill all humans" look.

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14. Talk about a DI-Why?! This lamp is great if you hate sleeping.

Reddit | RaynieDays

Other than that, I don't know why you'd want the decapitated head of a doll illuminating your room through what I can only assume is demonic energy.

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15. And just in case you didn't think taxidermy was unsettling enough...

Reddit | Mwsimp

Here's this...thing. I think it was created out of a deer's butt — I don't know for sure, though. Gross.

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16. The sculpture was clearly concerned about the impact of Energizer batteries on humanity.

Reddit | malgoya

I'm no art history major, but that's gotta be what this statue is about. Unless, you know, it's purely for nightmare fuel — that's fine, I guess.

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17. Well, that's one way to market your stuff.

Reddit | Reddit

Not sure you wanna attract the kind of customers that were interested in your creepy doll sign. Unless you're trying to sell that weird lamp from earlier.

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18. Nope, those are not beautiful fall leaves!

The Chive | The Chive

This one really does it for me — I actually shook out some heebie-jeebies looking at this. It's like I can feel them on me!

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19. That's definitely gonna wake you up in the morning!

Reddit | Kickintepants

Well, hopefully you'd be awake enough to notice before taking a big ol' gulp of spider soup. Getting this freaked out makes me think I should switch to decaf.

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20. This artist's picture just gets more and more disturbing the longer you look at it.

Imgur | duddits1279

I don't wanna give away everything, but I think it's safe to say that this shopkeeper is keeping a lot of secrets in the back.

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21. No way. Nuh uh. A big ol' pile of nope here.

Reddit | RickyCold08

I saw this episode of Doctor Who, and I know it doesn't end well for anyone involved. I've been afraid of mannequins since Today's Special and THIS IS NOT HELPING MY PHOBIA.

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22. I CAN ACTUALLY FEEL THE TEXTURE OF THIS IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW.

Reddit | VaguePeeSmell

AND IT IS MAKING ME VERY, VERY UPSET. Imagine the fur caressing your tongue. Getting damp from your mouth. Ugh. I've never hated having a vivid imagination before this moment, but now it feels like a curse.

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23. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU WEAR SHOES, KAREN.

Reddit | fofaksake

Running shoes are not sandals. Nothing about this looks comfortable, practical, or sanitary at all. This is the sartorial style of someone who just wants to watch the world burn. Especially because whoever did this was proud enough to take a photo.

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24. Look! It's a before picture of the brand new PC Cricket Powder!

Reddit | mddtsk

I'm not okay. I need a bath away from fur bowls and people licking animals and weird chicken skin sheet masks and the before pictures of PC Cricket Powder. I'm so sorry for what I've inflicted upon you.

What pic gives you the heebie-jeebies? Let us know in the comments!

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