It's easy to feel off-balance in this crazy world. Things are wild out there. But there are some people who are just barely staggering along, and these are their stories. 

If you want to feel a little more stable in your own existence, this will probably make you feel better about the weirdness in your life.

Advertisement

1. I love Steve Buscemi, don't get me wrong, but he looked weird enough before.

1. I love Steve Buscemi, don't get me wrong, but he looked weird enough before.
Instagram |  @bhomedy

If you solve this Rubik's cube, Steve appears and blesses you with a single tear from his extremely moist eyes.

2. Listen, I'll be happy to hire him if his credentials are in order.

2. Listen, I'll be happy to hire him if his credentials are in order.
Instagram |  @piggyazaleaofficial

I'm willing to accept any piece of paper that states "this is a good boy" — but it better be notarized.

Advertisement

3. This is not going to end well for anyone.

3. This is not going to end well for anyone.
Instagram |  @kalesalad

You know the old story: Girl meets boy. Girl likes boy. Girl cuts off boy's face because no one identified her serial killer tendencies early in life.

I mean, there's always a chance that everything's going to be OK.

via GIPHY

But I'm betting that things are gonna get weirder once she grows up and upgrades to mutilating robots.

Advertisement

4. Well, cock-a-poodle-doo!

4. Well, cock-a-poodle-doo!
Instagram |  @kalesalad

Seriously though, this can't be the same one. His hair is parted on the wrong side and he's got the phone in a different hand! Fake, calling it now.

5. This is how they get you. The old "panda suit not included" scam. 

5. This is how they get you. The old "panda suit not included" scam.
Reddit |  Nailed_it28

It is weird that you can't unpack the bean bag without becoming an honorary furry, right? If you remove the manufacturer's warranty label, you have to attend the Rocky Mountain Fur Con.

Advertisement

6. I really feel sorry for someone whose feet need the opposite shoe to be comfortable.

I say this as a man who has never found a pair of shoes that are both wide and long enough to fit my feet.

7. Yeah, unsubscribe, what a complete waste of time.

7. Yeah, unsubscribe, what a complete waste of time.
Reddit |  InfidelCastrato

Seriously, first Naked Lunch, then Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, and now this? 

There's no justice in the world, people. None.

Advertisement

8. There it is: everything in the animal kingdom hates clowns.

I'm pretty sure clowns don't even get sick, because viruses are like, "What am I doing in this stupid red nose?"

9. I'm sure there's a very good explanation for this.

9. I'm sure there's a very good explanation for this.
Reddit |  heyheyhiitsme

I'm also sure that one day I'll be in shape and well-adjusted, so you can see how realistic my expectations are.

Advertisement

10. Basically, not having butter is a living death.

10. Basically, not having butter is a living death.
Reddit |  swegman24

That's what I'm getting out of this anyway, but for real: my new quest is to see how many butter substitutes I can try before I forget what real butter ever tasted like.

11. You know what the best part of single life was? Not having someone's ice-cold, razor-sharp toenails scraping you all night.

11. You know what the best part of single life was? Not having someone's ice-cold, razor-sharp toenails scraping you all night.
Reddit |  singleladad

At least this one won't be able to run well enough to beat you to the car. Leave them in the forest.

Advertisement

12. I think I had a nightmare like this once.

12. I think I had a nightmare like this once.
Reddit |  crackeddryice

But hey, that's my own issues with hair loss and a bad experience with an interior decorator. Not your problem, trust me.

13. It would've been pretty considerate of him, don't you think?

I wonder if that's why P. Diddy keeps changing his name — is he a monster, or just the nicest guy on the planet?

Advertisement

14. Buddy, I'm done the minute I walk into an Ikea at all.

14. Buddy, I'm done the minute I walk into an Ikea at all.
Instagram |  @bhomedy

Listen, if I don't get a cheap hotdog and some Swedish meatballs, I just refuse to leave until that happens.

But if my gf brings home something from Ikea, all of a sudden I'm drafted into helping put it together.

via GIPHY

Oh, I didn't have anything planned this weekend, let's lose all the pieces and have a tiny scavenger hunt. Great.

Advertisement

15. This kid has my eternal respect.

15. This kid has my eternal respect.
Reddit |  StargasmSargasm

Honestly, I'm just going to make this my default message every time Facebook harasses me about somebody's birthday. There's a reason we don't talk, and I don't care how old you are.

16. It's probably not the safest habit to have, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to stop myself drinking a mysterious potion like that.

16. It's probably not the safest habit to have, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to stop myself drinking a mysterious potion like that.
Instagram |  @satinscarves

Which is probably why Diply made me do the health and safety training twice.

Advertisement

17. So I had to look it up, but this is a One Direction thing, I guess?

Classic teen girl fantasy, to have your favorite boy band member's digits. Digits. This is why I drink potions.

18. Now, this might not be as strange as the other pics. It's just a gymnasium floor after a flood.

But be real for a second. You know people were tripping on this floor.

Advertisement