I bet you need a break. No, that's not a cue for you to begin eating a chocolate wafer candy bar — although, if you happen to have one nearby, go for it — it's a reminder to give yourself a few minutes for a few laughs! Trust me, these are almost as a good as chocolate! 

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1. Anyone with a degree in the humanities feels this pain.

Well, I guess you could always get your revenge by sitting them down with a copy of James Joyce's Ulysses and asking them what any of it is supposed to mean.

If they somehow don't set it down right away, just let your smile get bigger and bigger with each angry "what?"

2. It's just one of those days.

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Ugh, it would be so tempting to either attack the machine or reach into it, but Homer Simpson already taught us about the dangers of doing both of those things.

I guess the only other solution is to wait for someone else to buy something and then just scream "mine" at the top of your lungs when everything falls down.

3. Denise is what we call clever. 

Haha, well he can't say he didn't get what he asked for. Is Denise the daughter of a genie or something?

4. Despite all his flaws, he did have beautiful skin.

4. Despite all his flaws, he did have beautiful skin.
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Well, at least it probably cost you a lot less to get that look than it did him. And I assume you're supposed to wear your thing like that. 

Come to think of it, you've got the edge on Dwight in a lot of ways.

5. Oh god, he's going to sing it with his eyes closed...

5. Oh god, he's going to sing it with his eyes closed...
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Well, if you've gotta be that guy who plays acoustic songs at a party, I guess you should at least figure out how to do it on a leaf.

6. It's abstract, but still...so complex.

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I think my favorite part of this is that look on his face that says "Yeah, I totally nailed it." I gotta hand him this, though...his version makes the sculpture look happier.

Of course, my second favorite part is the drawing board.

"Mother, please bring my masterpiece to the carriage. I need to retire to my studio."  

7. That burn's hotter than the Goblet of Fire. 

7. That burn's hotter than the Goblet of Fire.
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The best part is that I have absolutely no desire to find out what article on Yahoo inspired this little bonfire. Like, if it was about something really bad, we all would have heard about it by now.

I'm happy enough to just let the queen reign, y'all.

8. If only such a job existed...

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I mean, it's not like there aren't offices where people act like this is really their job. Ah well, they won't last long unless they're related to the boss.

Yeah...that's probably why they're always related to the boss. 

9. Keep up that sweet talkin'.

Hey, I may be a gorilla but at least I'm a baby gorilla. That's still really cute, right?

Yeah for any fellas out there who wanna try this, your mileage may vary. So don't say I didn't warn you.

10. Little did she know it was because my goldfish just died...RIP Jeff.

10. Little did she know it was because my goldfish just died...RIP Jeff.
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To be fair, there are a lot of ways you could interpret those awful nights where I sobbed and screamed Jeff's name over and over again.

Honestly, I thought she already did me a solid by not calling the cops. So this is really nice!

11. Well done, sir.

Granted, I must have missed that part of Game of Thrones where he rode around on a little box-man but ehh, it's a minor detail.

OK, I'm really just sore that there's no such character. Hodor was great and all but Li'l Boxman definitely needs to happen.

12. Whoa! Grandma's not joking around!

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Take it easy, the guy playing guitar on the train isn't that annoying. 

And even the dude ranting about how the government stole his brain is harmless enough as long as you don't tell him you work for the CIA or the NSA. Basically, just don't work for an acronym.

13. It's just called bulking up for the cool weather.

And honestly, as someone who's had days where two dinners were a thing, I'm in no position to judge you. 

To be fair to me, if someone offers you an onion ring burger after you just had pizza, what do you say? No?

Sure, pal.

14. I know what I'm getting everyone for Christmas next year! 

14. I know what I'm getting everyone for Christmas next year!
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The possibilities are truly endless! I mean, wanna send someone you barely know one of these? Nothing's stopping you!

Well, other than a desire to make friends at some point but whatever, who needs that?

15. Name a cuter ginger than Ed.

15. Name a cuter ginger than Ed.
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Shout out for keeping up that stone-faced expression too. As long as you act really unbothered about everything that happens to you, you can always claim that you meant to do it.

Didn't think you'd be getting an important life lesson today, did you?

16. "What has thoumst dons't to me, human?! I am ruined!"

16. "What has thoumstdons't to me, human?! I am ruined!"
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Well, at least it can say it's a lot more expressive now. Sure, the face was already telling you how much it hates this, but now the hands can do it too.

The owner's probably gonna ignore both of them anyway but it's all good.

17. I wouldn't either. 

The only way I could ever excuse this is if it happened on a full moon. I mean, I'm a reasonable person. 

It's not their fault they're a werewolf and they're trying to keep it together as best they can. That really can't be easy.


18. Gotta love a man who knows his puns.

18. Gotta love a man who knows his puns.
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Oh don't worry, we understand completely. Especially since he even brought the real thing to complete his sign.

Because if he can't commit to a pun, how is he supposed to commit to you? Yeah, you can have that one fo' free.

19. Of course I wasn't going to eat Jerry...we were just goofing around!

19. Of course I wasn't going to eat Jerry...we were just goofing around!
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Jerry's face is definitely saying "Don't leave us alone. The cat will strike again. Please understand what my blinking is trying to tell you."

Yeah, being adorable will only get you so far, buddy. We're watching you.

20. If this wasn't the instant winner, the world's worse off than we thought.

20. If this wasn't the instant winner, the world's worse off than we thought.
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I mean, I have to admit that I'm already pretty disappointed that the first card doesn't have "Huh! Yeah!" written anywhere on it.

21. Chewy found love. 

21. Chewy found love.
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I'm not sure he'd like his private photos airbrushed on the back of your truck, though. Show a little consideration here, guys, he obviously showed you this in confidence.

Unless...ah, that crafty raccoon must have leaked them! I swear, you just can't trust anyone nowadays if you can't even trust the noble trash panda.

22. "It just slid right off!"

22. "It just slid right off!"
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Hey, if you've got a better way to turn real life into a Tony Hawk game, I'd love to hear it. 

I mean come on, some people just have to learn the hard way what happens when you try to do three tricks at once. That imaginary score in your head won't seem so worth it, I can tell you that much. 

23. I hope to God this thing isn't real.

23. I hope to God this thing isn't real.
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I can't get over how it's got a whole seashell to crash in. I bet he bullied some poor hermit crab for it and laughed when the seagulls started chasing it.

This snail is bad news, people. Look at the way it's looking at us.

24. "What's wrong, human?"

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I like how the longer this goes on, the more the dog seems to understand what it did. Also, dig how she kept taking photos even as the fart was unleashed.

You think her hand would at least shake a bit or something but her selfie game is pro.

25. Ah, nothing takes me back to my rosy youth faster than thinking about the ol' scohol.

25. Ah, nothing takes me back to my rosy youth faster than thinking about the ol' scohol.
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And once that was over with, you couldn't keep my friends and me away from the mlal. Ugh, I always totally hated when we had homeowrk, though.