It's not like the news that this ain't a normal world comes as a surprise, right?

I'm assuming that unless you're reading this on paper somehow,* then you got here via the internet — which means you probably already know that crazy is so common, we might as well call it normal.

So let's skip straight to the weirdness, OK?

*Maybe a grandparent who's not great with technology but has great taste in internet comedy printed this out for you?

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1. Wow, we are already off to a bizarre start. (Bizarrt? Stizarre? I'll come back to this.)

I mean, I know I said this article would be strange, and it is, but this is just...

Who spells Millie with a "y," anyway? It's madness!

2. Ah, the '90s. When pure joy was when one kid had a good computer and hosted literally all their friends when they got a new game.

2. Ah, the '90s. When pure joy was when one kid had a good computer and hosted literally all their friends when they got a new game.
Reddit |  totheark1

I love that in 2018, new software is like, "Ugh, really? I have to restart my computer for this?"

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3. Seems a bit unnecessary. Also, XZibit is running out of ideas and it's starting to get a little old.

When your new car just looks like a weird Photoshop effect, you're less of a tastemaker and more of a copy-paster.

4. Is it just me, or is an escalator the most terrifying location where a person could wear this outfit?

Just imagine the sound it would make. 

Hey, at least if you're wearing this, you won't be embarrassed to walk around in your underwear.