16 Dogs Who Are Definitely Not A Good Boy

Diply 5 Dec 2017

I don't know much about dogs, but I do know that they have zero respect for makeup.

They're great companions, but they can't tell the difference between a Kat Von D eyeshadow palette and a chew toy.

Which is a problem, because I live by a "you break it, you buy it" policy, and I won't accept Kibbles 'n Bits as payment.

1. I am already fighting back the tears, and we're only on the first image.

Reddit | AskAbi

This Lorac palette doesn't look like it was chewed by a single dog but by an entire pack of wolves.

I'm about to organize a vigil for this tragedy.

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2. Let me ask you one question: Where's the remorse?

Twitter | @Chlofro16

Here's a hint: It's not in the face of the dog who's licking his chops like that was the tastiest lipstick he's ever eaten.

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3. This is what happens when you're curling your eyelashes and you flinch because your dog starts barking out of nowhere.

Reddit | Plott

When I read this story on Reddit, I gasped so deeply that I almost lost consciousness.

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4. Something about this dog's eyes say, "You're next."

Twitter | @GabijaGrimes1

Yeah, um, I'm actually feeling really uncomfortable right now.

I know it's just a photo, but my instincts are telling me to slowly back away.

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5. Is your dog lowkey the Grinch? Does he eat glass?

Reddit | pyokkimassu

The hard part is deciding whether you're still going to use those salvageable pots, even though their pigment has been forever compromised by dog slobber.

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6. Who's a good boy? IDK, BUT SURE IT AIN'T THESE DOGS!

Twitter | @rachharman_

The lipstick on the right looks like a very painful chew toy.

In that case, the punishment was the crime.

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7. And I thought I was using my Eos to the very last drop.

Reddit | charms2288

To be fair, Eos lip balms are shaped like a ball, so I can't really blame the dog here.

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8. crosses self

Reddit | sparkyyc

This is a straight-up massacre. Some of the items in this photo are completely unrecognizable.

If this were my dog, she wouldn't be getting any treats for a looooooooooong time.

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9. Some palettes are luckier than others.

Twitter | @ayyeanabruh

Unlike the previous cases, this doggo was apprehended before things got real ugly.

He does look kind of sorry, but still — keep yo' filthy paws off the merchandise!

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10. This lipstick has been so thoroughly chewed that it almost looks like the packaging melted.

Reddit | StacieBroman

The irony here is that all of these dogs probably have multiple toys that are far better suited for chewing.

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11. Oh, you thought your cream eyeliner was safe?

Reddit | 6152012

Nothing is safe, got that? NOTHING.

Now's the time to invest in a military grade, lock-and-key makeup case. Or, like, get a cat instead.

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12. Makeup packaging becomes crucial when you have dogs.

Reddit | alixxlove

In addition to shopping for makeup with quality and price in mind, you might also want to consider the question, "Will my dog be able to chew through this packaging?"

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13. This is why he isn't allowed on the furniture.

Twitter | @BowChikaKristie

It's one thing to eat your owner's lipstick, but it's a whole 'nother thing to (albeit inadvertently) stain the couch.

Off, boy! Off!

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14. Now this is what remorse looks like. Finally!

Twitter | @yohoyohoblogger

I have never seen a dog look so fearful in my entire life.

It's almost like he understands that nice makeup brushes are 30 bucks a pop.

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15. In general, dogs highly dislike cats, loud noises, and Urban Decay Naked eyeshadow palettes.

Reddit | schmooby

No, really, there are multiple photos of chewed up Naked palettes on the web.

It's a conspiracy, and it gives me nightmares.

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16. And finally, let us take a moment of silence for all the Beauty Blenders who lost their lives to canines.

Reddit | j990123

This might be the dog's way of telling us we need to toss that old, ratty Beauty Blender...

...which, let's be honest, is probably true.

LIKE this article, and SHARE if a dog has ever chewed your makeup!

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