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16 People Whose Only Crime Was Trying To Have A Good Time

Diply 3 Apr 2018

As Dr. Frank N. Furter once said, "It's not easy having a good time." And even when your idea of a good time isn't mind controlling people into doing a floor show for you, that wisdom still holds true.

We've often found that just as we're getting comfortable, that's exactly when the world tries to slide something really unpleasant into the DMs of our lives.

If only these folks had a way to block this nonsense.

1. What a shame. It's getting to the point where you just can't jump up and down on that weird soft spot in your floor anymore.

Instagram | @will_ent

At least this kid remembered to always litter emergency snacks on the floor for such an emergency.

Keep 'em wrapped, though.

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2. Is there any beloved holiday mascot that can't be made into a terrifying costume? Not if you ask these kids.

Instagram | @meme.w0rld

Honestly, I think they're holding it together pretty well considering how creepy the look in the Easter Bunny's mouth-eye is.

Ugh, that's an unfortunate sentence.

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3. I guess "Hi hungry, I'm Dad" doesn't get funnier after the 20th time. At least, that's how much Dad would have to say it to deserve this treatment.

Instagram | @meme.w0rld

I know I'm not the only one who would immediately scarf this cake down. I hate fulfilling prophecies.

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4. It sucks that this had to happen, but at least it teaches us how risky being the horsie is when friends do this.

Instagram | @will_ent

Sure, Captain Piggyback might get a little sore from the fall, but at least they won't get their eyes scratched out like this poor soul.

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5. Fixing the car is probably gonna cost some cash, but the real pain comes from spending an hour doing makeup, only for it to end up like this.

Reddit | GoingOnYourTomb

Sadly, making a car seat look like it's about to sneeze is a pretty far cry from slaying.

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6. I have a feeling this isn't gonna be the last time they have to just give up and take that picture off the wall.

Instagram | @x__antisocial_butterfly__x

That is, unless the cat gets slightly more used to the dog each time and doesn't jump as high.

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7. Cow tipping might not be a thing people can actually do, but it turns out the same is not true for cars.

Reddit | skezixx

I guess it's also possible that somebody pulled in like that and just calmly walked away, but that seems a little less likely.

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8. Did the kid start doing this when the sitter wasn't looking, or did he just scurry up there really fast like a squirrel?

Instagram | @will_ent

At least I know what to expect when a kid says "Let's play Spider-Man" and immediately starts running for the decorative bedpost.

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9. Well, I guess this wouldn't be totally unwelcome, but with my luck, it would happen when I'm right in the middle of something.

Instagram | @kalesalad

It also feels weird to know I grew up before it made sense to get mad at me for "swearing with letters."

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10. Either the kid's having trouble with that rain poncho, or that mom's learning how impossible it is to take a nice picture.

Reddit | YouTouchedMyTralalaa

So you're in luck, because I'll accept two answers to the question "Whose only crime that day was having a good time?"

Apparently, this was a quiz all along.

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11. I guess somebody learned not to pick a pole that a car already softened up the hard way.

Instagram | @x__antisocial_butterfly__x

Still, the fact that it fell in the most miserable way possible isn't making me less convinced the world's out to get us.

"Well, it was a fun night out."

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12. OK, this is the one case where trying to have a good time can actually be treated like a crime.

Reddit | Jack_Osten

She better be eating that whole thing herself, because not respecting the natural order of pizza slices is only gonna make this lady some enemies.

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13. Welp, I hope there was no pool party booked for tonight, because I think it's safe to say it's been canceled.

Reddit | Haematobic

I mean, getting pushed in the pool with my clothes on is annoying enough without the part where something tries to eat me.

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14. Well, I guess it's better to do this type of thing now than when it's time to get a real car.

Instagram | @kontheabstract

It's better to have parents who grumble about replacing this than an insurance company that enjoys this situation a little too much.

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15. I'll bet this seemed like a really cute idea, but sadly, animals are a lot like celebrities in that meeting them is the fastest way to destroy your image of them. 

Instagram | @meme.w0rld

That's especially true if someone's trying to hang with any hippo not named Fiona.

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16. Just in case anything here has you scared to have fun again, just remember that there's always hope.

Instagram | @tank.sinatra

Trouble might loom its ugly head, but it's nothing that a friend with iron forearms and dad reflexes can't fix.

So...um, hope you've got one of those.

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