You know when you're playing a game, and you suddenly realize that you're just never going to win, no matter what you do? 

Well, you're not alone. Sometimes, we make bad decisions; other times, it was just never gonna work out. But the important thing you need to know is when to keep going, and when to go home and eat ice cream in the middle of your bed/pillow fortress.

Sometimes it's OK to quit.

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1. For example, this person should quit eating pizza. Or ordering pizza, being around pizza, or buying pizza-flavored Pringles.

1. For example, this person should quit eating pizza. Or ordering pizza, being around pizza, or buying pizza-flavored Pringles.
Reddit |  KevlarYarmulke

There are only two kinds of people — those who put pineapple on pizza, and the rest of us trying to get those people onto the first spaceship to Mars.

2. Hey, great try and everything, but that's not how you grow a baby.

2. Hey, great try and everything, but that's not how you grow a baby.
Reddit |  RockPox

When two people love each other very much, they purchase a pregnancy test from a pharmacy, pee on it, put it in fresh soil, and water it once a month. But first, they have sex.

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3. Oh, Teddy. One day you'll find someone who appreciates your corny, off-kilter sense of humor.

3. Oh, Teddy. One day you'll find someone who appreciates your corny, off-kilter sense of humor.
Reddit |  EuSouAFazenda

But until then, better pick up a couple more of those bowls, because I see a lot of cereal in your immediate future.

4. I'm not saying that I enjoy criticizing dogs, because for the most part, I think dogs are better than people.

But unfortunately, cuteness doesn't herd sheep, and you had one job. I'm sorry, doggo, but we're gonna have to demote you to "Assistant to the Regional Sheepdog."

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5. This person, I don't even want to try and understand. They need to live on a small island, alone, stat.

Or a floating prison of some kind. I'm not picky, just move them away before it's too late.

6. Here's a man who knows what he wants — some kind of infection.

6. Here's a man who knows what he wants — some kind of infection.
Reddit |  muffinoverlord

Plot twist: He's only doing this because his ex works in the foot massage place on that sign, and he's going right in after he's done eating.

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7. What a "nice guy," leaning in expectantly for the entire lunch period. It's almost like being a "nice guy" means being a weird creep who can't take a hint.

8. I wish a buzzer sound would go off every time one of these dudes goes in for an unwanted kiss or something. I would watch that show.

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Like America's Funniest Home Videos, but just an endless parade of disappointment.

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9. I guess if you were trying to keep your sewer grate nice and dry, you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.

9. I guess if you were trying to keep your sewer grate nice and dry, you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.
Reddit |  jaykirsch

But if you were trying to do literally anything else, you've failed.

10. So if falling asleep in the bath turns you into a giant brain, does that mean you get smarter?

10. So if falling asleep in the bath turns you into a giant brain, does that mean you get smarter?
Reddit |  neeto85

If you get smarter, does that mean you stop falling asleep in the bath?

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11. "Gary, we talked about this. Everyone wears the white-toed sneakers for the photo."

11. "Gary, we talked about this. Everyone wears the white-toed sneakers for the photo."
Reddit |  DW2003

Honestly, Gary, you're just beyond useless. First, the tuxedo shirt to the wedding, and now this? Go home.

12. Yes. This is fine. No problem. I'm not going to freak out. I'm just never going to cook anything ever again.

I will eat from boxes and cans for the rest of my life, and you can't stop me.

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13. This? I don't even know if this belongs on this list. More like "People Who Should Give Up And Turn Themselves In Immediately."

Seriously. Contact the authorities and let them know what you've done.

14. Seriously, just go get a bicycle.

14. Seriously, just go get a bicycle.
Instagram |  @theoceanram

Or a skateboard, whatever you need to do. Oh, maybe one of those forest eanger vehicles that can go on land and water! Compromise. 

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15. As a person who loves pickles...you need to do something about all these pickles.

15. As a person who loves pickles...you need to do something about all these pickles.
Reddit |  other_other_self

Someday, someone's gonna come in here and open your fridge, then run away screaming because they think they've walked into the lair of a serial killer. And maybe they're right.

16. Welcome to the workforce, Elmo.

16. Welcome to the workforce, Elmo.
Reddit |  nonron

I can totally understand why this would come as a shock, but basically, this is what adulting is like. You look about as happy to find out as I was. Sorry.

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