13+ People Smarter Than All Of Us Combined

Diply 29 Jun 2018

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. I'm forgetful, I speak before I think, and my thoughts are about as organized as a blender-full of spaghetti. Why would I make that strange comparison? Well, as I just mentioned, I don't think before I speak. What a mess.

Here are some people who are definitely more clever than I am, and probably more clever than you too.

1. This guy who wouldn't take no for an answer.

Twitter | @tastefactory

He must have a degree in marketing, because there's no way an ant could turn down sexy dancers, DVD rentals, fresh local produce, or the opportunity to learn to read better.

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2. This sandwich shop owner who wants to turn a negative into a positive.

Tumblr | thatsmoderatelyraven

Speaking of degrees in marketing, I imagine that this guy went to school with the guy in the previous picture because this is just brilliant. This sign would definitely make me curious.

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3. These parents who are making the best of a messy situation.

Twitter | @DrMassicotte

Kids drawing on the wall is a rite of passage when it comes to parenting, but that doesn't mean you have to like it. These parents got a laugh out of it, though.

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4. This sadistic homeowner who has turned extermination into a game.

Reddit | Nabillia

These little guys probably don't even know they're intruding, but I guess it's too late to worry about that. If this doesn't work, you could always try setting out a trap with a sign that says "Sexy Slug Dancers" next to it.

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5. This student who thought outside of the box.

Imgur | robbiefreeze

With great risk comes great reward, and if the teacher would've acknowledged this as a viable response, we'd all be singing her praise. Let's not discourage creative thinking by telling Jackie this was a bad idea.

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6. This teen driver who's got somewhere to be in a hurry.

Imgur | TopNotchBanter

Sometimes parents underestimate their kids, and this is definitely one of those times. If my kid managed to pull something like this off, I'd say he earned those keys.

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7. This prom goer who had other plans.

Reddit | JakeDaDerp

Persistence is usually a good thing, but backing someone into a corner is a dicey move. Thankfully, she found a way out of it.

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8. This brilliant person who we should be throwing our money at.

Twitter | @BoobsRadley

Seriously, why aren't we funding this? Who's currently testing them? I have so many questions.

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9. This unethical business man.

Reddit | troy_eggs

You know what? I'm not even going to go as far as to say this is unethical. Sure, kind of defeats the intention of the first guy, but they were all legitimate exchanges.

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10. This faithful French fry eater.

Reddit | Krazky

From what I've seen and heard, literally everything causes cancer these days. I think I'd be drawing the line at French fries too.

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11. This resourceful guy who's clearly got somewhere to be.

Reddit | Sarinshards

I hope whoever he's seeing appreciates the lengths he went to make sure he looked his best.

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12. This pizza lover who got more than he bargained for.

Instagram | texetposts

Not only did this guy get exactly what he asked for, but he got a FUNNY joke, and now he's ruining it for everybody else by complaining. Don't be like this guy.

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13. This vendor who just wants his patrons to stay hydrated.

Just Something | Just Something

Being unable to sell drinks sounds like absolute craziness, but luckily, these clever Trevors found a way around that silly rule. Hydration for all!

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14. This party animal who refuses to waste an empty house.

Twitter | @KevinMieles11

He deserves to throw a party for coming up with something this clever, if you ask me. As long as he cleans up, no harm, no foul, right?

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15. This game changer who is looking out for their friends.

Instagram | @hopleasejesus

This is the perfect way to prevent mixed signals at a party, and I love it. The last thing college students need is more confusion.

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16. This captain who wanted to make sure everybody knew how fast his boat was.

Imgur | linkchel

Let's not ignore his other awesome boat name, which appears to just be..."Cool." And that's cool.

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17. This girlfriend on a mission.

Twitter | @jadepops1999

When your boyfriend is willing to run around and do your errands for you, the least you can do is make it as easy as possible for him.

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18. This student who knows a loophole when they see one.

Imgur | oozabooza

They're not wrong, and when it comes to testing, that should be what matters. It might not have been the answer they were looking for, but oh well!

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19. This smart thinker and smarter drinker.

Twitter | @scritt_

I'd absolutely vote for her. These are the kind of problem-solving skills this country needs, and I don't think anyone would argue with me there.

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20. This brainiac who has it all figured out.

Imgur | Imgur

There ya have it, folks. Case closed. In other news, the United States government might be using hangars to hide our airplanes.

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21. This brilliant movie goer who is saving us thousands by sharing this.

Twitter | @AngelaBrisk

Honestly, the cost of movie snacks is basically the same as raising a child to adulthood anyway, so you might as well fake it.

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22. This hungry (but lazy) guy who is just trying to make it work.

dopl3r | dopl3r

And that he is. Isn't there literally a saying about how boring it is to watch water boil? No? Well, there should be, because it sucks.

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23. This guy who's just trying to be a good boyfriend.

Instagram | @beigecardigan

Props to him for waiting around during the most boring process ever. I hope he got her a snack too.

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24. This single dude who seems to have it all figured out.

Me.me | Me.me

He cracked the code! Now that's what I call killing two birds with one stone. As a busy millennial, I can get behind this.

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