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24 People Who Are Overloaded With Extragen

Diply 1 Jul 2018

What you're about to witness is a ton of people being super extra. What's their favorite brand of gum? It's Extra, of course. How much cheese do they order on their pizza? Extra, of course. How often am I going to repeat the same joke formula during this introduction? Extra, of course!

1. Watches Fifty Shades of Grey once.

The Chive | The Chive

Oh, you have a combination lock on your locker? That's cute. I need to show everyone just how edgy I am with my own unique fastener. Either that or their parent is a cop or something. I really don't get it, but it sure is extra.

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2. Let's to surfing now, everybody's learning how, come on to the parking lot with meeeeeeee. 

The Chive | The Chive

It's pretty impressive to be the first person in history to get asphalt skidmarks from wakeboarding. You'll be the talk of the emergency room! So that's something.

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3. When Grandma gets tired of people being late, she makes sure that everybody knows what time it is.

The Chive | The Chive

I'm seriously struggling to conceive of how this situation came to be. Did she see a Flavor Flav video and decide that's what she needed to do for her next DIY project?

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4. If you love the aesthetic of socks with sandals, but you hate the flak you catch for wearing them, you've always got this as a backup plan.

The Chive | The Chive

Plus, you can always trip people out more than usual by wearing these socks underneath your sandals. Sandal-ception.

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5. I mean, look at it. Do I really need to explain to you how extra and incredible this thing is?

The Chive | The Chive

If this guy can nail the Zordon voice, I'm pretty sure I have no choice but to find this guy and shake his hand.

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6. On the one hand, T-Rexes have a tremendous sense of rhythm, but unfortunately, their short arms make conducting a real challenge.

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

They'll try to signal to the bassoons to come in, but they can only reach the oboe section, and it all becomes a whole calamity.

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7. I'm pretty sure you could call this the ideal mail body.

The Chive | The Chive

You could also say that his whole outfit is off the chain. Or you could be a normal person who doesn't need to turn everything into puns.

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8. In all the years of searching for Waldo, nobody thought to look for him in the halls of academia.

The Chive | The Chive

Mainly because everyone thought he was joking when he said he wanted to be a film major. Because really, who could take that seriously?

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9. I'm having a hard time telling whether this is real life or just some zany plot from a late season episode of Home Improvement.

The Chive | The Chive

I mean, I remember an episode where they moved an entire house on the back of a truck, so anything is possible.

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10. The unlit Open sign says "go away," but everything else about this situation says "come right in."

The Chive | The Chive

Or hey, maybe he's actually robbing the place. Nobody's about to stop a naked man from doing whatever he's gonna do.

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11. When you're invited out to a formal setting, so you need to borrow your dad's tie.

The Chive | The Chive

Can anybody please explain to me why a tie this long actually exists? I don't think any person has ever been this tall. This is formalwear for a giraffe, at best.

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12. So it turns out there is actually a use for all of those Beanie Babies you've got kicking around in your attic, basement, or garage.

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

You just have to — like with most things — make it fashion.

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13. What's he supposed to do, just hang out without his tunes? I don't think so.

Reddit | BladedAlpha

That, my friends, is the look of a man who deserves whatever kind of break he can get. I have nothing to base this on other than the fact that no one works that hard to relax who doesn't deserve it.

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14. When you're extra enough that you've got to be twins to handle it all.

Reddit | snack_champion2316

Before you get all uppity in the comments — yes, I realize this is probably a case of moving from one location to the spot next door, but that's just not as fun, is it?

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15. Like Reddit user Remington1776 pointed out, this is the only kind of orientation bias that anyone should have at a Pride parade.

Reddit | EvTheSmev

Not gonna lie, I got a little nervous seeing a protest sign at a Pride parade, but this is honestly a cause that I can get behind.

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16. Them: You should make your furniture as inviting as possible to guests. Me, taking things very literally:

Reddit | TheBootlegTims

The awkward part is trying to carry on the conversation with the couch after you've already said "hi."

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17. I'm pretty comfortable in my level of sex appeal, but the last thing I need in the world is for my wife to find out that Joseph exists. 

Reddit | vdw_stijn

Like, damn, Joseph. Try to reel it in a little bit.

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18. Honestly, I'm just really, really impressed.

YouTube | Michael Reeves

When I saw this screencap, it sounded like the dumbest thing I'd ever seen. Then I watched the whole thing, and this kid may be my favorite YouTube celebrity.

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19. Anybody can look at this thing and think to put their sunglasses in it, but it takes a really big thinker to see the true potential of this compartment.

Reddit | christophurr

Just don't get confused and try to wear a taco on your eyes. That would get messy and painful in a hurry.

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20. The true test of extra-ness is seeing where somebody puts their real priorities.

Reddit | Dankestgoldenfries

"But Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no tattoos!" Yeah, I'm making Forrest Gump references 24 years later, what're you gonna do about it?

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21. The most important thing about finding true happiness is to know yourself as honestly as possible. 

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

I'm also really hoping that this dude's name is four names long, and that's not multiple people.

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22. Just spending Saturday night at home, snuggling with bae.

Twitter | @katxenos

He's the perfect guy. He never makes a mess in the bathroom. He never chimes in by actually trying to solve your problems instead of just listening to you complain about them. Like I said. Perfect.

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23. I have never been so simultaneously repulsed and also jealous at the same time.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Also, can we appreciate that there's a Tumblr called "kitschyliving"? This seems like my aesthetic from top to bottom.

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24. Haters will say it's fake.

Reddit | lostproton

Haters obviously don't understand how advanced 3D printing has become. You can actually have your boss tattoos stand out from your body now! It's terrific.

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