16 People Who Need To Stop Before Someone Gets Hurt

Diply 13 Apr 2018

There aren't monsters under your bed, unless the cockroaches in your apartment are as scary as mine are.

But, that said, there are plenty of monsters out there, and they're wearing human skin. Not like a coat, or a suit or anything, just...they're humans, OK?

There's a big chunk of people who are just completely whack. Today, we're going to march through a parade of questionable choices. Are you ready?

1. Well, sorry bout it, but nobody's ready for Powerade-marinated chicken. Nobody.

Reddit | Reddit

I've been trying to imagine the smell of this thing while it was cooking, but I keep blacking out and waking up with my face on my keyboard.

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2. There's pretty much no way this situation turns out well for any of us.

Instagram | @memepressive

Best case scenario, he's ruined a perfectly good can of baked beans. Worst case scenario, he's about to ruin someone else's appetite forever. For example, mine.

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3. I think I've figured out what's going on here. This guy wanted to make his home more secure, right?

Reddit | gramadaru

So now he's out here with a two-handed sword and a guard chihuahua. You know what? I'd still be scared to trespass on his lawn.

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4. You gotta be solidly passed out to not notice this tinkling set of ornaments hanging from your toes.

Instagram | @twerk_for_sloths

Just a wild guess, but I'd say Sleeping Beauty is responsible for at least a few of those empties. Why do I feel like this is a deleted scene from Home Alone, though?

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5. Her face says more than I ever could. Pained, still trying to take the selfie, losing hope by the second.

Instagram | Instagram

Listen, in 2018, ruining a selfie is practically assault. Just be careful out there.

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6. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Instagram | Instagram

I'm not saying you shouldn't eat cucumber, OK? I'm saying that this makes a mockery of the noble banana and everything it stands for.

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7. Check it out, somebody livestreaming their moment of rock bottom.

Instagram | @tank.sinatra

I'll be real though, if there's a better way to eat four slices of pizza at the same time, then I don't know what it is.

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8. So, a literal demon actually came and did this.

Reddit | ThisIs_Original

First, because no human is this evil. Second, there's no way those gnarly gnaw-marks came from the jaw of a person.

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9. I guess he really has something to prove, but I'm not sure what that is.

Instagram | Instagram

Is this a conversation starter? Or it could be the opposite — I know I wouldn't even ask this dude for directions.

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10. "It's awesome, bruh. I can listen to music and an ebook while I play Minecraft with the sound on."

Instagram | Instagram

"And it looks really cool when I stream myself playing on Twitch. I get lots of comments."

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11. Check it out, it's the nail-care equivalent of those lemurs in Madagascar that have the super-long fingers to get grubs out of tree trunks.

Reddit | In-Jail-Out-Soon

You wouldn't be laughing if you saw her climb a tree in 10 seconds flat, would you?

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12. OK, who even drinks lemonade out of a carton that pulls open like milk?

Instagram | Instagram

In Canada, we use bags, which I also think are dumb. But at least we know a nozzle when we see one.

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13. A rare sighting of the North American Box Frog. These are usually found in the Amazon, but migrate all over the world.

Reddit | CrispyMemeMan

They also have exactly one friend, who takes photos of them doing really weird stuff.

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14. Not cool.

Instagram | Instagram

Just because you got 40% more mustard in that bottle of French's doesn't mean you can commit 40% more atrocities with it. Please, just...do better, OK? For me?

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15. I have my own problems with denim — no, we don't need to get into it, let's just say that they are unresolved issues.

Reddit | Snowwingedwolf

I'm getting upset, so let's skip this one. The shoes are dumb. There, I did it.

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16. Hey, we made it to the end of the rainbow! Congratulations?

Instagram | Instagram

Now, get out there and, please, try and make at least one good decision. Somebody has to, and it's not gonna be me.

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