24 People Whose Lives Are Just One Wild Ride

Diply 15 May 2018

Sometimes in life, you're going to come across people who seem to be operating on a totally different plane than you are. While you're trudging through your day-to-day life, they're going through it like it's one big ride on Space Mountain. Woooooooooooooo! So I thought, "Hey, why don't we celebrate these people in the best way possible — with a list compiled on the internet."

I'm gonna be straight with you, I definitely included some of these sarcastically, but I'll let you decide which are which for yourselves.

1. I'm pretty sure that this guy just described the plot of Wall-E.

Twitter | @Wahday44

Forgive this little tangent, but Wall-E is easily the most underrated of all the Pixar movies. There's nothing I hate more than lists that rank the Pixar movies where Wall-E isn't right at the top. Mainly because they're wrong.

Load Comments

2. This is why I bring a pig costume with me every time I'm riding shotgun in my friends' cars.

Reddit | dickfromaccounting

I'm really just waiting for the day that I get comped a free cup of whipped cream. It hasn't happened yet, but boy, have I started some fun conversations.

Load Comments

3. Sometimes you've just got to make your own fun.

Reddit | Jenksinator

Or whatever you call the emotion that you experience when you sit on top of a cupboard and try to act sneaky about it while reading a textbook. Sure, let's call that fun.

Load Comments

4. It may not seem that spectacular for me to be showing you a picture of a really long dandelion, but are you telling me that if you came across this in the wild, it wouldn't make your whole day?

Reddit | Mars_Tsar
Load Comments

5. This is like going into your box of crazy fries and having it do that bit from Dude, Where's My Car? where the woman keeps saying "And theeeeeeeen?"

Reddit | dream0126

That's still a reference people get, right? Dude, Where's My Car is still relevant to the zeitgeist?

Load Comments

6. Here he was just trying to commune with nature, and now he's got to attend a seminar about treating seagulls respectfully in the workplace.

Reddit | mikeflipster

I love the fact that both the dude and the gull look really uncomfortable.

Load Comments

7. Having been married for...wow, 8 years already...anything having to do with Tinder seems like a wild ride to me.

Reddit | AshleyJoy03

But can we all take a moment to appreciate the smoothness of this line? I don't know if you know this, but "I just snorted" basically translates into a marriage proposal.

Load Comments

8. I can't even imagine how fired up this person must have been.

Reddit | dezcem

Or, at least, how completely incapable of conflict they are that they let it go on that long without saying something. Oh man, wouldn't that have been even more amazing, if they'd yelled at the guy for it and then realized what happened?

Load Comments

9. Sometimes when the universe decides to mess with you, it also wants to rub it all in your face.

Reddit | farmtree

I guess it just wants to see that devastated look on your...mug. Hehehe.

Load Comments

10. Hold up, are you telling me that's notwhat chocolate fountains are for?

GIPHY

I thought it was like one of those charcoal masks people are always posting on Instagram. Well, color me brown in embarrassment over this one.

Load Comments

11. You try to add a little culture to your life and, just like everything else, cats have to come along and ruin it.

Reddit | mattjh

I don't actually have a negative opinion of cats, I'm just hoping that a little bit of controversy in this article will help it go viral.

Load Comments

12. Sometimes, the most excitement you can have in life is trying as little as possible.

Twitter | @jennieology

Like, sure, you could go out of your way to get a job, but having a story to tell like this is way more valuable.

Load Comments

13. Alright, that's it, I need to get on Tinder.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

If she can get this much attention jamming three corn dogs into her mouth, imagine the kind of game that I could pull with my sweet corn on the cob trick.

Load Comments

14. Sometimes, the best way to live your best life is to make other people do it first while you just watch and laugh.

GIPHY

Some might say that he's actually missing out on life experiences, but he's also not risking paralysis unnecessarily, so I'd say that comes out in the wash.

Load Comments

15. You know what else is sharp and good at scratching people? Fingernails. But hey, if you wanna be super edgy with your serrated claws, then you do you.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Also, poor form on that grammar.

Load Comments

16. I cannot tell if this is a mean prank or an act of cruelty.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I thought it was a bunch of ramen at first, but no, that's all just yellow-themed candy. So, I don't even know what's going on.

Load Comments

17. You can have all the fun of the shooting range without ever feeling like you're promoting gun culture.

The Chive | The Chive

For extra fun, yell "Pew! Pew! Pew!" every time you shoot off an elastic.

Load Comments

18. You know you're having a great St. Patrick's Day when...

GIPHY

And that is the look of a police officer who's already seen too much nonsense for the day and knows he's in store for a whole lot more.

Load Comments

19. I looked into this trying to figure out if this was a pop culture reference I'm just missing out on, but nope, it just seems like straight-up snooty gatekeeping.

The Chive | The Chive

According to one site that sells it, the goal of the bag is to "Assert your higher class upon the peasants that crowd your life with their dirty bodies, and clutter your streets with their cheap clothes, and breathe your air with their hideous mouths."

Gross.

Load Comments

20. I'd say this is unsanitary, but it's not like I wash my hands before eating, so I really shouldn't judge.

The Chive | The Chive

And this woman clearly things spends more time thinking about her feet than I do, so who am I to judge?

Load Comments

21. What did I tell you about Rex-ting and driving?

The Chive | The Chive

Plot twist: The dinosaurs are actually the police officers, like in that movie Theodore Rex with Whoopi Goldberg. Remember that one? Man, I'm killing it with these movie references today.

Load Comments

22. Honestly, I just say go for it and pretend that it was intentional.

Twitter | @stephaniechung_

Worst-case scenario, people talk about you behind your back. Best-case scenario, you find out that you're actually a huge beauty influencer.

Load Comments

23. But seriously, how is this possible?

Instagram | @whos_seb

Is this actually how tires reproduce? Did this one get pollinated, and now there's a new, cute baby tire getting ready to emerge? Is that where spare tires come from?

Load Comments

24. Sometimes being on a wild ride doesn't necessarily mean you're gonna have a good time.

Reddit | photopmp

Like when you scrimp and save for your first car and it gets stolen within a week.

Or when you go to a humor listicle and the guy decides to end it on a bummer note.

Them's the breaks, I guess.

Load Comments
Next Article