13+ People Who Know Life's Too Short To Not Be Awesome

Diply 10 Oct 2018

You ever get envious of people who just seem to be able to bring it 100% all the time? The people who aren't worried about what anybody thinks of them?

Honestly, I wish I had the guts to go out and rock a dinosaur costume every day. I mean, I'd need more than one, because, uh, sweat. But hygiene is like, the last reason I don't do it.

It's because I'm not brave enough to go with my heart like these folks.

1. This is a very different approach to a hot-dog eating contest.

AcidCow | AcidCow

But even if it's some sort of new twist on it, like a "hot-dog Zoidberg impression contest," then it still looks like they went into it with total commitment.

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2. I love it when animals outsmart humans a little bit. It's like rooting for the underdog...uh, underbear.

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

Aw, man. "Underbear" sounds too much like "underwear" for me to grant this image any more dignity. My bad.

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3. We've had some office games of Mario Kart over the past few months, but we've never come close to this level of greatness.

The Chive | The Chive

I'm not saying I'd quit and move wherever this Mario Kart setup is located...but, I mean, hit me up if you know where it is.

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4. Big mood: I have pretty good eyelashes, but that doesn't mean I would turn down lash extensions on my glasses.

AcidCow | AcidCow

Why compromise your luxurious lashes to a stupid thing like "eyesight?" Pfft.

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5. The time it must've taken to pull off this high-caliber prank...just, wow.  

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

How much did it cost? Did a single pair of lungs do this? That's so hardcore.

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I mean, it could also be step one in some sort of Upsituation.

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In which case, yes that's awesome, but you might want to consider helium for those things.

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6. Well, if you can find me somebody half as dedicated to pressure-washing their front steps, I'd love to see it.

The Chive | The Chive

And also, I think I'll stay off their front steps if I'm wearing dirty shoes.

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7. "No, not just the front doors. All of them. I want all of the hinges done like that."

AcidCow | AcidCow

"Yes, the glove compartment too. Oh, and I want the cup holders to have ejection seats."

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8. The best kind of revenge is the kind that will never get you arrested but will make your enemy want to change the laws so you can be.

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

Just...well done.

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9. Speaking of potentially illegal...or at least against drive-thru regulations...

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

I wouldn't want to be stuck behind her in traffic, but that's a stylish way to get your Pumpkin Spice Latte.

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10. Honestly, this is why no one knows my birthday at work. It saves a lot of desk decoration and tear-down time.

The Chive | The Chive

I wouldn't mind taking the big shark home, though.

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I mean, I guess I didn't consider that maybe an actual small-scale Sharknado happened in that office.

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But I feel like if that were the case, there'd be more bad actors in the pic.

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11. I think that most cats have got it all figured out. But this cat might be my soulmate.

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

He's basically Garfield, and I'd bet that the hotel serves lasagna.

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12. Bruh. It's not Halloween yet, and I don't have any candy. Please.

The Chive | The Chive

And I know it's you, Gary. I want to support this new "say yes to life, every day is Halloween" thing you're doing, but I haven't slept in days.

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13. Unlike the other pranks we've seen today, this one doesn't seem to have a lot of time investment.

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

I mean, except for all the time spent looking for another job after you pie your boss.

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This is probably the best reason to have kids...they're people you can prank consequence-free.

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Until they grow up and decide to float your house away or sharknado your office. Classic.

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