Yeah, so you woke up at 7 AM to construction in the street and your car wouldn't start and the line was too long so you couldn't get your morning coffee.

Work was crazy and you had to stay late just to make it through your actual work

 Just remember that, generally speaking, there's always someone out there having a worse day. Here are 16 people who illustrate that perfectly. 

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1. Imagine training for years for the biggest sporting event in life and giving it your all.

1. Imagine training for years for the biggest sporting event in life and giving it your all.
Reddit |  BunyipPouch

Then imagine having it come down to the point where they need to break out the quantum microscope and you lose. Better luck next time, amirite? 

2. Well, huh. There goes $800. How much am I getting paid for this shoot again?

Not $800? Well, then we're about to have a problem. What do you mean I should take it up with the mer-people? 

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3. They say that "you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs," but John was reminded that there are limits to common sayings. 

3. They say that "you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs," but John was reminded that there are limits to common sayings.
Imgur |  BoristheDivine

You know, this job was a lot more fun when we weren't squatting in three inches of yolk. 

4. A quiet suburban neighborhood was rocked yesterday by a rolling battle that left bizarre damage in it's wake. 

4. A quiet suburban neighborhood was rocked yesterday by a rolling battle that left bizarre damage in it's wake.
Imgur |  Imgur

Witnesses claim a wisecracking grey rabbit and a short hunter with a strange accent chased each other through the streets, triggering all manner of odd phenomena, including falling anvils, exploding bombs, and trick carrots.  

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5. You know, this looked a lot smaller in the store.

5. You know, this looked a lotsmaller in the store.
Imgur |  Viraly

What do you mean it doesn't fit in the trunk? What if we fold the seats down? OK, what if I take the driver seat out, rig up a system of ropes and pulleys, and drive the car from the roof?

6. Oh, ha ha, post office — what a funny and clever prank.

6. Oh, ha ha, post office — what a funny and clever prank.
Reddit |  KrunchyKoala

Jokes on you, though, 'cause you're going to have to go around and get it for me. Oh, how the turntables have...hmm. 

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7. Hey Paul, just a quick, harmless question — why are the lids to the paint buckets on the front seat?

7. Hey Paul, just a quick, harmless question — why are the lids to the paint buckets on the front seat?
Reddit |  bedsomt

If we were going to paint the interior of the van, could we at least have picked a color that doesn't look like someone threw up milk? 

8. Fifteen minutes into Netflix and chill and he gives you this look.

8. Fifteen minutes into Netflix and chill and he gives you this look.
Reddit |  yelpats

Personally, I think you're taking the concept of "chill" a little too literally by opening the sun roof, but I'm not going to stand here and judge other people's choices. 

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9. I think we've all been here, struggling powerfully and alone with questions of why nothing we ever touch ever seems to work properly.

Coders, I hear you quietly despairing in the background. You know what I mean. 

10. And then both of their trucks died so they had to call a mechanic but that mechanic's truck blew out two tires in the driveway.

10. And then both of their trucks died so they had to call a mechanic but that mechanic's truck blew out two tires in the driveway.
Reddit |  iam_nobody

So they called another mechanic but that turned out to be three monkeys in a boiler suit. 

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11. You know that look you get when you're 40 and they're letting you go from the cracker factory without a "goodbye and good luck" just because you got divorced?

11. You know that look you get when you're 40 and they're letting you go from the cracker factory without a "goodbye and good luck" just because you got divorced?
Mastodon.social |  Olivia

Say no more, fam. 

12. HELLO HUMAN I SEE YOU HAVE ICE CREAM MAY I TEST IT FOR POISON? 

12. HELLO HUMAN I SEE YOU HAVE ICE CREAM MAY I TEST IT FOR POISON?
Imgur |  pinkdank

These seagulls have lost all fear of humans. I swear the other day I saw a bunch of them crossing the street with the crosswalk signal. The end is nigh. 

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13. You know, when I signed up for the Army, I thought I was going to go off and clean out the sewers of the world.

13. You know, when I signed up for the Army, I thought I was going to go off and clean out the sewers of the world.
Imgur |  Trevady

Everyone thought I was just making a bad metaphor, but it turns out this is what I spent enlistment doing. 

14. After spending hours picking out the right TV, finding the perfect wall mount for it, and carefully figuring out exactly where to put it, I was foiled at the last minute

14. After spending hours picking out the right TV, finding the perfect wall mount for it, and carefully figuring out exactly where to put it, I was foiled at the last minute
Reddit |  Nortion

As it turns out, you're supposed to screw them into the wall, not glue them. 

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15. Trust me: you may think you can take on a goose, because you're so much bigger than it is and you have opposable thumbs. You are wrong.

15. Trust me: you may thinkyou can take on a goose, because you're so much bigger than it is and you have opposable thumbs. You are wrong.
Reddit |  buzzy_beenz

Geese are nature's killing machines. Take the other door. 

16. Me: Why would I need to pay extra to have a screen protector installed? Seems like a bit of a scam. Also me:

16. Me: Why would I need to pay extra to have a screen protector installed? Seems like a bit of a scam. Also me:
Imgur |  Yugakhan

Whatever, it works just fine. You have to swipe...here...and maybe tap really hard here...just kind of circle your thumb until it...wrong app, wrong app! 

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