16 People Who Have To Be Messing With Us

Diply 12 Jun 2018

I refuse to believe for a single second that these people are doing these things with honest intentions. There is no way that they're not messing with our heads, just trying to pull one over on us as some kinda sick practical joke. People don't actually do things like this accidentally, do they?

Take a look at these pictures that will make you say, "You're joking, right?"

1. I want a picture of her actually drinking that.

Instagram | @kalesalad

I'm calling shenanigans. Gordon Ramsay is a busy man. Do you really think that entertaining this nonsense for your likes and retweets is the best use of his time? Idiot sandwiches aren't going to make themselves.

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2. At this rate, you might as well just wear regular shoes.

Reddit | GenY_vs_Millennials

They may not have steel toes, but at least they enclose your entire foot. I'd much rather walk around a warehouse in a pair of Chuck Taylors than whatever these things are.

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3. She's right, though. You don't need a man in your life.

Instagram | @will_ent

The only male influence that I have in mine is Five Guys, but they're an exception because I'm getting cheeseburgers and bottomless peanuts out of the deal.

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4. I swear, sometimes I forget that teachers are people.

Instagram | @flying.cows

I remember when I was in public school, I saw my third grade teacher in the grocery store while shopping with my mom. It was like seeing an alien.

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5. I'm kinda torn.

Instagram | @theslayingtaco

On one hand, I don't know if I'd give my phone number to a guy who carries around cheese. On the other hand, I really like cheese.

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6. What lesson are you trying to teach him, exactly?

Reddit | Vinccool96

You can't give a kid a bunch of money and then get mad when they spend it. That's just horrible.

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7. Let's not pretend that you wouldn't still eat it.

Reddit | dillysmom32

I know I sure would. I wouldn't be proud of it, and I probably wouldn't do it in front of anyone else, but still.

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8. She doesn't think anyone is buying this, does she?

Imgur | PaulChuckle

Unless she's a life-size Bratz doll that came to life, then she has some serious explaining to do. This is scary.

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9. Will you, though?

Reddit | oligarchyoligarchy

This seems like a pretty empty threat, but that doesn't mean I'd be willing to risk it. I wouldn't mind watching it happen to someone else, though.

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10. This is, like, rule number one when it comes to lying on social media.

Imgur | iameasilyamused

If there are other people around, it's never gonna fly. Please save yourself the embarrassment.

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11. I really hope this isn't in their bathroom.

Reddit | joliethespearman

Or, wait...maybe I do? I'm not really sure what room I'd prefer to see a bathtub full of fish, but maybe that's because there isn't a right answer.

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12. How are they attached?

Reddit | Bringypurbroom

I mean, if there's any possibility that these could be edible, then I might consider it an option, but all it really seems like is that this guy has turned himself into a walking bird feeder.

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13. I get what you're trying to do, I just wish you didn't do it.

The Chive | The Chive

This is funny for, like, four seconds until you realize that a room full of people will have to stare at this man's festively groomed chest hair for the entire duration of a party.

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14. Can you even wear those with sweatpants?

Twitter | @rebeccareilly__

Sweatpants don't even have belt loops, for starters. And I'm pretty sure they have an elastic waistbands for a reason. Why would you ever wear a belt with this outfit?

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15. She sure did.

Me.me | Me.me

I understand the ache of wanting longer eyelashes, but there are certain lengths that normal people are just not willing to go through. This is one of them.

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16. Oh no.

Imgur | Imgur

Just what the Berensta(e?)in Bears needed, more propaganda to feed into the conspiracy theories. I don't even know what to believe anymore.

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