For better or for worse, there are days that stick with us for longer than we ever expected. Those are the moments that we remember at 2 a.m. when we can't sleep. The good ones will make us smile and lull us off to slumber, while the devastating ones will haunt us until daybreak. So here's to both.

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1. The biggest difference between this woman and me is that I can't imagine a situation where I would ever have such a thing as a leftover burger.

1. The biggest difference between this woman and me is that I can't imagine a situation where I would ever have such a thing as a leftover burger.
Twitter |  @Dee_AhhNahh

That being said, I hope that she rallied and figured out a way to nail the interview while using the burger as a prop. If I was a funnier writer, I'd find a way to make that happen, but unfortunately, you're stuck with me.

2.  A swing and a miss.

Well, not exactly a miss, since I'm pretty sure she got merked in the head with the branch on her way down. To be honest, I don't know if this is someone uploading a gif for fun, or if this is footage from a crime scene. 

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3. When you're not sure if you have a bone to pick or an axe to grind, so you do both.

I wonder why it is whenever I see an image like this, I assume somebody cheated on their partner. There have got to be other reasons people destroy each other's cars. I blame Carrie Underwood for this stereotype.

4. This hits the "day they'll never forget" criteria in two ways.

First of all, the person who took the photo will never forget seeing it. And then the person who's actually doing the thing has, like, a 95% chance of experiencing something very memorable shortly thereafter. 

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5. Them: The best way to attack somebody's car with a key is to scratch the paint. Me, an intellectual:

I bet Carrie Underwood never thought of this, did she?

It's becoming very clear to me that I have some unresolved issues with Carrie Underwood that I should address.

6. I really wonder what he did to end up in that situation.

Or maybe he's actually a thunder god who decided he was tired of cleaning the ground himself, so he summoned a flood from the skies to finish the job. Yeah, that's more plausible.

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7. This may be a Dunkin' Donuts, but it sure seems like this dude is the one who got dunked on.

I'm guessing that this guy's manager was the one who broke the drive-thru machine just to get the chance to humiliate him.

8. Well, if you wanted more than one, you should have asked for shrimps.

Not that I really think anybody is turning to instant ramen for a wholly satisfying seafood experience.

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9. 40 people's lives changed right here in this moment.

9. 40 people's lives changed right here in this moment.
Reddit |  ddh85

I'm just saying. If you've already outed yourself by being this thirsty, you may as well just own it and see who sticks around.

10. The really impressive part of this whole situation is that it looks like the car is actually bigger than the hole that it drove through.

10. The really impressive part of this whole situation is that it looks like the car is actually bigger than the hole that it drove through.
Reddit |  Emergency_Knowledge

I have no idea how that works, but I think it's safe to assume that Bugs Bunny was driving the car.

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11. Not being able to afford tickets is no good reason to not live your best life.

11. Not being able to afford tickets is no good reason to not live your best life.
Reddit |  VPNP15

Seeing the work and support that went into this photo, I can't help but feel like it might be worth it to try and have friends.

12. I haven't seen a Carter this smooth since the 1998 Toronto Raptors.

12. I haven't seen a Carter this smooth since the 1998 Toronto Raptors.
Imgur |  Pen1five

That being said, I hope that this person knows who Carter is and they're not just taking pictures of random kids wandering the street.

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13. There two types of people in this world: 

13. There two types of people in this world:
Twitter |  @TheDiegoFranco

Tag yourself if you're the Diego in this situation.

This screenshot is the definition of a "worst-case scenario" and I will definitely be having recurring nightmares about it.  

14. And you thought that it was embarrassing when you accidentally put the cereal box in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard that one time. 

I hope this guy has a good dentist, because ouch! 

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15. I like to think that those buses are serving some hard-core vigilante justice on that car as punishment for that brutal parking job. 

15. I like to think that those buses are serving some hard-core vigilante justice on that car as punishment for that brutal parking job.
Reddit |  jons_myth

Either that or they are reenacting a pretty intense bullying scene from the Cars movies. 

16. Wow, pictures really do say a thousand words. 

16. Wow, pictures really do say a thousand words.
Reddit |  KevlarYarmulke

This image certainly tells a compelling story. 

I truly don't know whether to laugh or cry at this photograph, but I definitely need to know more about it. 

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17. This guy's doctor is a straight-up savage. 

17. This guy's doctor is a straight-up savage.
Twitter |  @RH_Duke_of_Url

This is a pretty ruthless way to let a guy know that his eyesight is subpar. 

To be honest, I'm kind of here for this petty doctor. 

18. Is there anything more entertaining than perfectly timed photographs? 

18. Is there anything more entertaining than perfectly timed photographs?
Twitter |  @youngweonhi

That does look like some pretty great ice cream so I can't really blame that bold seagull for swooping in for a quick bite. 

I guess the seagulls from Finding Nemo have moved on from clown fish. 

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19. I will pay good money to whoever has the investigative skills to find out what Dennis did to earn this reputation. 

19. I will pay good money to whoever has the investigative skills to find out what Dennis did to earn this reputation.
Twitter |  @Bmangall20

This story truly gives "Dennis the menace" a whole new meaning, and I want answers. 

20. No one knows how to ruthlessly roast you quite like your own flesh and blood. 

20. No one knows how to ruthlessly roast you quite like your own flesh and blood.
Twitter |  @cantseawright

This is a serious own. 

I have never related to a Christmas card more in my life. We are all Emily. 

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21. This whole time, I didn't even know that chips were a competition, then this person just went ahead and won.

Honestly, if this was the only chip in that bag, I still wouldn't be mad.

22. Seriously, just watch.

I don't care if this is actually what happened, or if they staged it for the tweet. However it happened, I'm just sure glad that it did.

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23. Sometimes, it's hard to get over the hump and get from jealousy to inspiration. 

23. Sometimes, it's hard to get over the hump and get from jealousy to inspiration.
Twitter |  @ThatKhanyoGuy

If this were me, there's about a 0% chance I wouldn't go straight to McDonald's for a milkshake and a good cry after sitting through that.

24. You've got to take the time to commemorate the special moments in your life.

Honestly, there are no words that could make this picture any better than the story that's already being told by the looks on their faces.

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