16 People Who Definitely Danced With The Devil

Diply 13 Apr 2018

When I was a kid, there was this church about a block or two away that would change its sign from time to time. Now, it was definitely an old-school sorta community, but their signs were usually pretty clever. Except for this one time I'll never forget, when for months it read, "Dance with the Devil and YE SHALL BE BURNED!" Now, was the "ye" necessary? Well, for something as biblical and metal as that, probably!

While the people we're looking at today probably never had a slow dance with Satan IRL, they've definitely got a little devil in 'em. Sure, they may end up "burned," but it's probably worth it for the laughs, right? Well, we'll see.

1. To start, this dude was definitely asking for trouble.

Instagram | @the.real.fails

That is the face of "we're going to talk about this" if I've ever seen it. And just ask my girlfriend, I've seen it on a regular basis.

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2. Well, now I'm just scared. 

Me.me | Me.me

When you start to see your sister acting like Hannibal Lecter, it might be time to get out of the house. Or, you know, call an exorcist or something!

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3. Some trolls stir the pot more than Chef Boyardee himself!

Reddit | richATTK

So if you ever want to give the people running a social media page a minor heart attack, just send 'em pics like this and watch the magic happen.

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4. Is...is this legal?! Well, I don't know where in the rule books it says it isn't!

Instagram | @kalesalad

Mostly because I don't know that there are "rule books" for fast food places, but still — who drinks a bucket of soda?!

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5. Looks like the truth is coming out in this grocery store!

Imgur | Somerandomnerd05

Ah yes, lemons — clearly, the most demonic fruit out there. Think about it: They're always sour, sooo...I dunno.

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6. Looks like Nana has her priorities in order, alright.

Instagram | @kalesalad

Show me one time where the pope played a mean round of Quidditch and maybe I'll change my mind on which would be better.

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7. If you're trying to pass yourself off as Kelso, you could definitely be BUUUURNED!

Instagram | @kalesalad

This guy seems to have some luck with it, for now — how that's the case, I really don't know.

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8. As far as pranks go, this one's just over-the-top enough to be impressive as hell!

Instagram | @tampons

And, really, it's not all bad — this guy will just have to eat his way out of the mess.

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9. Whoever is in charge of Denny's Twitter is definitely not of this world.

Reddit | uglycasanova08

I mean, these are not things that humans say, right?! Well, except for the tree thing, that's just real.

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10. Really?! You couldn't find a more tactful way of directing people to that particular destination, huh?

Imgur | Gator84

Well, heck — if I'm going out, I wanna go out in a fun way! I hope my funeral is half this lit.

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11. What you look like getting back together with your ex.

Imgur | youandmeandrainbows

That being said, I've dated people with thinner lips than he's got, so how can I judge, really? I guess Satan has a plan for us all ♥

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12. And what's the perfect gift for your newfound devilish romance? That's right! The business scythe!

Facebook | Obvious Plant

I'm just glad that they now have a scythe for the busy workaday people like us, ya know?

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13. Well, now — that's just cruel! 

Reddit | AidanMourn

You can't just keep Kermit locked up in the back seat! It's hard enough being green as it is, let alone being subjected to Amy Schumer.

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14. Sometimes, pranks can teach lessons.

Twitter | @BrianLeeWow

Like how this one taught people to look before they leap, in a sense. You want a treat? Make sure it's not actually a threat. Very Faustian. (Google it.)

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15. Looks like people aren't the only ones sellin' their soul to make a bit of profit these days.

Twitter | @Mr_DrinksOnMe

Look at this fraud! We all wanna get paid for lounging around, but this is criminal!

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16. I think this guy paid the price already — he doesn't need to get burned. 

The Chive | The Chive

And no, I'm not saying that he made a deal with the devil. If anything, he's probably gonna hunt Satan down and kick his ass!

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