There's no shame in coming in second. Unless, of course, you're doing something alone. If that's the case, we got a whole other conversation that we gotta have.

But anyways, winning isn't everything. It's cool to fail. But there's a line, ya know? Don't fret about losing, just ask yourself "Why?"...

And if the answer to the why is something like, "I kept trying to put a dead fly on my eyelid instead of my fake lashes," then you're definitely on this list.

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1. Aw, buddy. I'm so sorry that your owner is like this.

1. Aw, buddy. I'm so sorry that your owner is like this.
Reddit |  TheEpsilonToMyDelta

One day, this dog will be in advertisements for canine antidepressants, but I really hope by that time, the poor fella's fur has grown back. For shame.

2. I would love to make fun of her, since obviously this was not her brightest moment. Trust me, I want to.

2. I would love to make fun of her, since obviously this was not her brightest moment. Trust me, I want to.
Reddit |  vivawired

But right now, my arms are on fire with a really gnarly sunburn, and I'm in no place to mock one of my people.

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3. Help me...I've been stuck in this elevator for seven hours.

3. Help me...I've been stuck in this elevator for seven hours.
Reddit |  Batman120902

Every time I hit a button, it's either not a button or it's got the wrong number on it. The lobby button took me to the roof and "M" took me to a maze. I need water.

Am I the only one who thinks that a super annoyed elevator technician might've done this just to mess with the kids who hit every button?

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I'm not sure that it'll make a difference, but hopefully it confuses those little monsters for just a second.

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4. There had to be at least one person who approved this sign.

4. There had to be at least one person who approved this sign.
Reddit |  Hobbes_Novakoff

Which means there are at least two people on the planet who just assume people in wheelchairs jump their way up staircases. 

5. OK, think about your answer very carefully, Karen...

Wait, you said yes?! I avocadon't believe this! How many times do we have to talk about this, Karen? No more fruit-based proposals!  

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6. I'm so paranoid with my phone, sometimes I think it's unhealthy.

6. I'm so paranoid with my phone, sometimes I think it's unhealthy.
Imgur |  TheBallsOfCthulhu

Then I remember that stuff like this happens to people, and I realize it's probably better to be paranoid and still have a working phone.

7. I've seen enough of these weird "doll head planter" things to last me a lifetime, but this one has got to be the worst yet.

7. I've seen enough of these weird "doll head planter" things to last me a lifetime, but this one has got to be the worst yet.
Reddit |  zeroisnotyou

Did you really need to save the arms and legs for this?

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8. Sometimes, it's a parent's job to teach their child, and other times, it's a parent's job to just get something on camera to show their kid years later.

This might be both.

9. If he'd just kept himself from yawning, maybe they wouldn't have suspected he was stealing it.

9. If he'd just kept himself from yawning, maybe they wouldn't have suspected he was stealing it.
Reddit |  Paul_Fart_Burp_Cop

But I guess this is the only situation where yawning makes you look desperate.

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10. As somebody with zero experience in handling fake eyelashes, I think I'd still notice if they were dead flylashes.

10. As somebody with zero experience in handling fake eyelashes, I think I'd still notice if they were dead flylashes.
Reddit |  Nostalgia5

I'm not 100% sure, since I've worn cockroaches as press-on nails before. I'm not proud of it.

11. I...don't get it. So it's only OK to pee when you're on camera?

11. I...don't get it. So it's only OK to pee when you're on camera?
Reddit |  ChildishGiant

And the third part hardly makes sense at all. You literally need another person with a camera to make that pee legit.

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12. It's mistaken messages like this that always make me wonder what these people have their contacts stored under.

12. It's mistaken messages like this that always make me wonder what these people have their contacts stored under.
Reddit |  SMDROID99

It's also the reason why I don't have my editor under "Sweet Baby Angel" anymore. 

13. So...after you've satisfied the one person who wanted this, is it just a prank on the rest of us?

13. So...after you've satisfied the oneperson who wanted this, is it just a prank on the rest of us?
Reddit |  Brenttouza

I'm pretty sure anyone who tastes this loses five pounds, but only because they can't eat for a week afterwards.

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14. I call this one "Headphones (Or, Me Trying To Figure Out My Life)," and it's the worst.

Seriously, my headphones are all messed up right now and it's draining my soul by the minute.

15. Hey, I spent a sizable chunk of my childhood trying to befriend spiders, so I totally get this. 

Spoiler alert, though: Sorry dude, but you're not getting superpowers, no matter how many spiderbros you make. Or eat, for that matter.

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