16 People That Have Us Saying 'Can You Just Not?'

Diply 3 Jul 2018

In a world of infinite possibilities, some people forget that there are times when not doing something is the best choice of all. Learning to edit your good ideas from your bad ones can make all the difference in the world. Otherwise, you might end up getting roasted in a listicle online, and you wouldn't want that, would you?

1. HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!

Reddit | Zekeroonie

Do people not do a consult first?! Do tattoo artists not draw the thing on in marker first?! There was a whole SNL joke about this exact scenario!

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2. The only thing worse than getting these notifications is watching whatever they send you.

Reddit | cig_sg_throwaway

Scratch that, the actual worst thing you could get on Snapchat is a message from Tom from Myspace.

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3. Say what you will about this person, they're absolutely living their gimmick.

Reddit | wtfigor

But, like, why, though? Is this a catchphrase? A fraternity nickname? I genuinely don't know if I'd rather they explain the joke or, as I've said all along, just not do this at all.

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4. You know who really needs to just not? Birds. I'm over it.

Reddit | Sup3rChr15

Little wannabe dinosaurs flying around like they own the place. And stealing my bagels (a seagull did that one time). I don't trust 'em and I never will.

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5. When you're trying to put on a happy face but your true feelings come out.

Reddit | UltraRocket99

Again, how does this this keep happening? Or am I just super inclined toward seeing the dirty and/or depressing side of things? Is this a me problem?

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6. Because who doesn't want going to the bathroom to feel like an acid trip?

Reddit | ChrisMess

There are enough sharp corners and trippy angles to absolutely make this bathroom a hazard upon entry.

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7. A little confidence is a good thing. A lot of confidence is a great thing. Arrogance is a trash fire waiting to be extinguished.

Imgur | anlyin

Plot twist: He ends up doing a PowerPoint presentation about how she should be with him instead.

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8. Who knew there were cheat codes for Instagram?

Imgur | LikeIHadAChoice

It's important to remember that Instagram isn't real and none of this matters. Also, it's important to remember that I'm probably just bitter, and I've never owned a gym membership.

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9. Pfft..."Have I seen the new Star Wars?"

Instagram | @drgrayfang

The real question is whether or not you've ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise. I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.

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10. What is this landmark? Why does it exist? Why are people putting meme captions on it, endorsing this behavior?

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Teen boys are bad enough with people encouraging them. We all need to stop.

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11. I'm a grown man, and I still can't say with confidence that Jacob Sartorius couldn't steal my girl.

Twitter | @DudeNamedDev

As soon as he pulls out that sweatshirt, I'll just sign the divorce papers right there and then.

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12. What I wouldn't give to see this person's inbox right now.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

If writing "we can compare dental impressions" on Facebook doesn't land you on an FBI watch list, I don't know what will.

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13. Ever been so mad at someone that you can't help but be impressed?

Twitter | @acidicpeach

Seriously, this guy's brain is so clearly on one track that he might as well be a monorail.

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14. Has a case ever been thrown out because the lawyer got roasted too badly?

Twitter | @DannyDutch

It's a bit of a hidden gem, but my favorite part is the cut-off where the attorney seems to be asking the doctor if they're qualified to give a urine sample, and the doctor just answers "Huh?"

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15. She's over here in her 488, and I'm over here too broke to even tweet about Ferraris.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I'm actually so broke that I had to double check that I even spelled Ferrari correctly.

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16. We all know that person who thinks they're way handier than they are.

Instagram | @missmemeaholic

For anyone who knows me, I'm that person. I still lose sleep over the one time I offered to install a doorknob for someone, and just drilled a hole in their door instead. I wish that wasn't a true story.

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