The holidays are supes great, right? Food, family, friends, random assortments of gift cards. What could be better?

But like, the holidays can be dark. I mean, real dark. The pressure is like, insane. We're only human! There is only so much we can do!!! We're not all Santa. Sometimes, we're more like Santa's messy cousin. It's chill though.

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1. This family and their refreshingly honest Christmas card.

1. This family and their refreshingly honest Christmas card.
Reddit |  PNWndn

Look, I love airing my dirty laundry. I live for telling all my dark stories, so I am in full support of this honesty. Why the helllllll not?!

2. THIS LITERAL TRAVESTY!

2. THIS LITERAL TRAVESTY!
Twitter |  @LisMc5

Few things are upsetting enough to break this black heart of mine in half. But this, friends, is one of those things. 

What is Christmas without a gorgeous pair of Crocs? Lemme tell you. Absolutely nothing.

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Now that we're in a Croc's renaissance, it's more of a reason for 2017 to die a fiery death, no offense.

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Even with the addition of universally flattering rhinestones, I fear nothing can stop this midnight train going anywhere.

3. This is such a mood.

3. This is such a mood.
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Being single during the holidays is the only truth I have known, so like, WHATEVER. 

But, this year I say love yourself like, so uncomfortably hard it's enough for two people, amirite ladies??

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4. But like, seriously tho.

4. But like, seriously tho.
Twitter |  @natekgarner

Why Vine was ever taken away from us sweet souls on this TRASH planet in the first place, I'll never understand.

But the LEAST they can do is right this WRONG.

Like, am I going to be forced to watch the same YouTube compilations before bed every night for the rest of my life?

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Cause like I swear I'll do it idgaf what the h8ters say!

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5. Why are any of us even trying anymore, honestly?

5. Why are any of us even trying anymore, honestly?
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Why lug a big ass tree around the house when you can just pop over to your closest gas station and embarrass yourself in front of intimate family members?

This is a very shocking sight and honestly, I am offended.

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First of all, what DISRESPECT to the perfectly fine back scratcher that you've used to hang your tree of LIES.

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6. Love me some festive holiday party anxiety.

6. Love me some festive holiday party anxiety.
Twitter |  @nesseltree_

Love being dressed up to get emotionally messed up. 

At least this version of my anxiety includes bacon-wrapped hors d'oeuvres and awkward convos by the punch bowl woohoo!

I'd love to talk to my holiday anxiety for just like two seconds.

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First of all, how dare you.


Second of all, I am just trying to squeeze into last year's Christmas party dress. Can we not do this rn? THX.

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7. Haters will say romance is dead!

7. Haters will say romance is dead!
Twitter |  @Cheeseboy22

Dayum, nothing says romance and Christmas to me like a clean sink honeeeey.

And this is a practical life skill that only people who will truly love you will give you, so tbh SCREW YOU.

8. Love the reality of getting old. Love scaring myself.

8. Love the reality of getting old. Love scaring myself.
Reddit |  Manda-lee23

Advent calendars used to mean tiny pieces of waxy chocolate. But now it just means a mundane everyday task done extra FESTIVE and guess what I am here for it.

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9. Love being my own sugar daddy. But like, would also love to have a sugar daddy.

9. Love being my own sugar daddy. But like, would also love to have a sugar daddy.
Twitter |  @_Shil0_

I am a big believer in treating yourself, so I'm in full support of maxing all credit cards in the name of self-love.

Do I have the money to life this sort of lifestyle? Absolutely not.

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But, who is to tell me I should cut off my spending? I'm gonna win the lottery or something it'll be FINE.

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10. The person who designed this is very problematic.

10. The person who designed this is very problematic.
Reddit |  Lizard_Lickss

The holidays turn our brains into mush which is the only reason someone would BUY THIS.

Where do you wear this? Where is this accepted? 

Absolutely not.

11. LOL, KIDS BOP IS NEVER THE ANSWER.

11. LOL, KIDS BOP IS NEVER THE ANSWER.
Twitter |  @gth829c

There are a lot of things about Christmas that suck: long lines to meet Santa, no parking at the mall, the general realization this Earth is far too populated.

But this? The most offensive.

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