15 People Who Need To Relax

Diply 13 Apr 2018

While it isn't a bad thing to flaunt the things you are good at or care about, it's also worth noting that other people might not share your enthusiasm. These people didn't get that memo, apparently. What follows here is a menagerie of people being unapologetically extra.

1. I mean, if you want to have corn that isn't popped and the theater doesn't have that, they can't blame you if you bring your own.

Twitter | @DaleVDelrosario

The best part is her reaction, which is probably to someone asking, "hey, can I have some?"

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2. When someone tells you that you can't parallel park, but doesn't know you were a stunt driver for The Fast and the Furious.

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I am not sure whether it's more or less impressive that they finished facing in the opposite direction.

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3. This is simultaneously better and worse than carrying your dog around in a purse.

Reddit | ImMrsG

On one hand, you could take your dog off of sick jumps and impress bystanders, but on the other hand, your dog might poop in it.

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4. It's hard for me to personally judge him because I use two computer monitors, but I can't imagine that this is easy on the neck.

Reddit | RSVive

Why is he watching three different football games? Doesn't he have a favorite team to root for?

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5. I think we all know a couple who would buy this unironically. Sometimes I fear I might be one of the people in that couple.

Reddit | ImMrsG

The real test of the relationship is deciding who gets to use the middle sleeve.

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6. I didn't know it was possible to meta-cosplay, but here we are. Bonus points if they have little dolls inside for the actual attendees.

Reddit | SellaTheChair_

Even more bonus points if there's someone cosplaying him cosplaying the building.

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7. If you know anyone who would buy these, you are honor-bound to arrange an intervention for them. Shame on you, Lush.

Reddit | byanilla

And no, this is not a ploy to deter other people from buying them so I can get them all for myself.

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8. The only good thing about this picture is the fact that that little trailer means there's one less functional PT Cruiser out there.

Reddit | Tectonic_Cat

And if you don't think that's a good thing, you can meet me out by the bleachers at recess.

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9. I'm not entirely confident in the ergonomic benefits of this large pink mustache chair.

Reddit | ImMrsG

This is a chair that a cat-petting evil mastermind would sit in, not one for doing your taxes.

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10. Have you ever known anyone who was this picky about their food?

Reddit | squihd

What would you even use to do this? A toothpick? A pen knife? An army of shrunken humans?

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11. And on the other side of the pickiness spectrum, there's this person who is much less passive-aggressive than the strawberry bandit.

Twitter | @FET_BAMMY

I will say it's pretty convenient that they had the exact number of onions to spell this out.

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12. Everyone goes to the beach for different reasons. Some to tan, others to swim, and others to play in the sand.

Instagram | @betasalmon

Then there are the people who want to practice their acrojazz routine with their cat.

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13. That cashier's face somehow perfectly encapsulates how it feels to work in retail, especially when you get customers like this.

Reddit | AgentBoJangles

I don't even think the guy feels sorry about this, which is about right.

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14. This brings sign language to a whole new level. Also, is that her hair, or hair from a wig?

Reddit | VoteForLubo

It's even better when you realize the "mad" face is on her middle finger.

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15. I wonder exactly how many bags of dusty orange sticks it took to pull this off.

Reddit | evilgator

Considering each Cheetos bag is approximately 50% air, I'd put it somewhere around a kajillion.

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And finally, my (and probably your) reaction when literally anyone tells me to tone it down.

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It's not my fault that other people can't handle my excessive habit of collecting action figures. I'm an adult, I can buy what I want!

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