Have you ever been at a point in life where EVERYTHING is such a mess that you almost find it funny? Like of course it isn't a joke and half of the laughter comes from a place of fear, but still. You gotta admit, it is kinda laughable.

One day we'll figure it all out, because we've seen friends do it which means it has to happen for us too, right? Whether that's true or not I dunno, but clinging to that idea at least makes me feel a little better.

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Y'all better watch out.

This is going to be one heck of an incredible glow-up. ARE YOU READY FOR IT?
*Blasts T-Swift for the billionth time today* 

Can I use a different email?

I'll fake a new alias, change my username and password...whatever it takes. Life, can I get a big, fat do-over, please?

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Makes sense!

Makes sense!
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How come this overpriced avocado-infused chocolate raspberry mess of a face mask isn't fixing all that's wrong in my life? Why am I still like this?! This isn't working and I'm FURIOUS.

Look at the time!

Look at the time!
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Wow, almost feels like I blinked and the year was over! Nothing has changed for the better but things sure have gotten worse! #ResolutionTime

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I'm fine. This is fine.

We all know that bobby pins disappear left and right, too, which means my life is going to fall apart soon. Great. I'm stoked... THRILLED. 

Could coconut oil salvage whatever mess of a life I have left?

Could coconut oil salvage whatever mess of a life I have left?
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They say that this stuff is magic and works for almost anything, but I have doubts. Even the wonders of coconut oil can't prevent my life from being a hot mess. #SorryNotSorry

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