Sometimes the smallest things can cause the biggest laughs — just ask my prom date from high school. But today we're talking about actual things, objects, you know, stuff! Of course, it's the people who stumbled upon this stuff that made it so funny, so let's kick back and have a laugh with them.
There are two types of people in this world: people who love Guy Fieri, and people who lie about loving Guy Fieri. I think there's just something about the sounds he makes while eating that just screams romance.
It's a weird day when you have to check your kid's leftovers for contraband, but here we are. At least he was just smuggling goods and not fashioning a breadstick into a shiv or something.
I'm not a detective, but there's something shifty about Garfield's whole look. How does someone look both so in control and yet so chaotic at the same time? He's like the Loki of the cartoon world, but twice as hot... What?
I want to do this, but add helpful tips or interesting facts! When the banana ripens, it'll say something like, "when a horse is killed for glue, it's called destroying a horse," and just ruin their day.
The thing is, all dogs deserve their own individual parade, right? I mean each, individual dog — I don't care if it takes 100 years.
Next, I would like them to include three little people made out of sausage sitting in those chairs, and a game of chess made from veggies on that table. It'll be like a little, edible retirement home.
Yeah, it'd be kind of a shock if you didn't previously get the situation on the creation of a menstruation crustacean station in your nation. What a creation!
Well, at least the caution sign did its job and got your attention. Of course, I'm not sure why you'd have to be cautious about icy conditions on a dirt floor in the summer.
Clearly, someone thought there was something fishy going down at the fish market when they brought home their cod and noticed its striking resemblance to a sock puppet.
Or, in reality, a birthday present from this guy's nine-year-old. Points for creativity, kid, but we'll see who gets the last laugh on Christmas.
Just a little reminder that you don't go commenting on people's wardrobes, statue or not. Free the nipple, I say! Don't let the man tell you what you can and cannot wear!
I know what you're thinking, just another unrealistic body standard for women, and I get that. I only included this pic because there was something about this mannequin that reminded me of my first "girlfriend."
I mean that literally. Like, he had to dig through a ton of garbage. I'm just wondering how mad she was getting by minute 40 or so, when he still couldn't find it, lol.
Well, at least that one patch on your cheeks, minus three dots, will feel incredibly fresh. I'm sure that won't look weird at all when it comes off.
Really, he nailed it. I don't know many dads who would peep the glow on a toy and gas up the highlight and blending technique — the whole look is snatched!
Yeah, guys know stuff about makeup now, it's 2018.
Like their steaks and lawnmowers and other incredibly stereotypical "dad" things like smokey-eyed beluga whale toys.
