Looking Snatched Is Simple With These 11+ Tips

Diply 19 Sep 2018

Looking snatched all by ourselves is not easy.

It can be difficult to imagine a world where having a glam squad and stylist is just par for the course. Imagine having a hair stylist on demand for every single big event? Think class, grocery shopping, the gym — WHAT A DREAM!

But don't worry you guys, I got you. These makeup and beauty tips will have you looking red carpet ready in no time.

1. Omg! I just hate when this happens. I'm, like, so embarrassing.

Twitter | @hallucnations

UGH! Don't you just hate when a pic like this accidentally gets sent to your sugar daddies? Oops — I'm so clumsy.

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2. We don't love melted makeup unless it's a Too Faced Melted Matte Lipstick situation.

Twitter | @StephMArtistry

Garmet bags may seem like a waste of money, but look! They're saving the makeup DAY!

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3. To be honest, no one will notice your gorgeous and expensive eyelash extensions if your stomach is obnoxiously growling. 

Instagram | @your.esty.bestie

The solution? PIZZA! Duh.

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Pizza is often the solution for many life problems.

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Fluffy, glamorous new lash extensions and a gorgeous pizza glow? Talk about the perfect storm!Pizza is the key to beauty y'all! You heard it here first.

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4. Do you want that effortless look? The look like you didn't even try at all? Well, honey, I have the solution for you...

Twitter | @Natalie_claire2

Almost burning your house to the ground simply shows you have that chic, laidback west coast vibe. It's just a house after all, right? #GoodVibesOnly

It's called commitment to the glam, y'all.

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5. Now, let's say you burn your hair instead of your house. Don't worry babe, we've got a solution for that, too!

Twitter | @sarahputnamm

We all know our college degrees are basically useless, so why not at least utilize the graduation cap tassel?!

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6. Bonding with our aestheticians is a great way to make sure they put extra time and effort into our treatments, right?!

Instagram | @your.esty.bestie

WRONG! It's a total trap, and we end up with a botched Brazilian wax!

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7. You know what else our aestheticians and lash technicians just friggin' love? Being disrespected by people and their awful proposals. 

Instagram | @lash.funnies

*"Barter? Lol"*

Get lost, honey. Come back when you're ready to shower me with champagne, a platter of oysters, and a platter of pearls (preferably not colored)!

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8. Want to get on your lash technician's good side? Ask them to reimburse the Uber you voluntarily took to get to the appointment.

Instagram | @lash.funnies

Who asks someone to do this? What planet is this person living on? TAKE THE BUS, BOO BOO.

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9. You know how the secret ingredient in your favorite home-cooked meal is love? This is kinda like that, but with makeup.

Twitter | @corasgf

Have your furry friend cuddle with your makeup brushes to ensure a gorgeous face beat.

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10. Who says eyeshadow is just for the face?

Twitter | @natwhatevs

Why should our creativity be limited to just two eyelids? What about our two butt cheeks? Your face doesn't have to be the only thing that looks snatched, sis!

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Just kidding! Morphe eyeshadow palettes aren't that cheap!

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And now y'all are out here using them as CHAIR CUSHIONS?! Absolutely not. I would be SO UPSET! What a waste! What a tragedy!

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11. Oh, you don't have a full snorkeling mask just chilling in your bathroom? What kind of animal are you?

Instagram | @your.esty.bestie

What a great way to scare your parents/siblings/significant other/neighborhood children, and protect your lashes!

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12. Don't want to lose your double set of $6.99 lashes? Well, what do you think they invented mirrors for, boo boo?

Twitter | @NickieRund

Any flat surface is a perfectly suitable home for your lashes. Work smart, not hard, amirite?

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13. Note to self: always carry baby wipes for excess lipstick swatches and/or to scare people and make them think it's the messy clean up of a MURDER.

Instagram | @therachelo

Spooky and snatched? Yes, pls!

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14. I don't know if I should laugh, or if I should go buy one of these tinfoil pans for myself — Lord knows I'm a messy gal. 

Twitter | @jescraven

Guys, I think this might actually be brilliant.

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