Marriage is a sacred institution, not to be entered into lightly. It's a union between two persons who are ready and willing to commit themselves to each other and ONLY each other for the rest of their lives. Or, if you're part of my generation, until the responsibility of a spouse gets to be kind of a minor inconvenience and you can't go out with the boys quite as often as before and, like, you didn't sign up for a whole other family you'd have to do things with, like, God, you're only one person! 

Anyway, marriage sounds scary, right? It's not, or at least it shouldn't be. It's just putting a title on something that should have already existed before you hit the altar/Vegas chapel, complete with fat Elvis lookalike minister! If you love someone and want to spend all your life with them, then frankly who cares what you're called. You could refer to yourselves as Raptor Tamers or Pok√©mon Masters and I wouldn't care.

That being said, as we all know, it's really, really, REALLY hard to spend every single waking moment with someone and not find some of their minor...idiosyncrasies kind of annoying. That's why it's important to maintain a healthy sense of humor in any relationship.

Well, in all their glory here today we present you a group of husbands who have clearly managed to survive marriage on their sense of humor and definitely NOT on common sense 

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1. I'm almost certain that this is partially what split my parents up. Mom was always cold. Dad blamed her weight...he didn't stand a chance...

1. I'm almost certain that this is partially what split my parents up. Mom was always cold. Dad blamed her weight...he didn't stand a chance...
Twitter |  @simoncholland

2. When I was a kid and I got into trouble, my mom wouldn't send me to my room. That's where the toys were. Instead, she'd make me sit in the kitchen and watch her clean. It was awful. This is worse...

2. When I was a kid and I got into trouble, my mom wouldn't send me to my room. That's where the toys were. Instead, she'd make me sit in the kitchen and watch her clean. It was awful. This is worse...
Twitter |  @KentWGraham
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3. After cheating, food is easily the next most volatile aspect of any relationship!

3. After cheating, food is easily the next most volatile aspect of any relationship!
Twitter |  @tchrquotes

4. SEE! I'm not making this up.

4. SEE! I'm not making this up.
Twitter |  @XplodingUnicorn