16 People Who Could Really Use A Horseshoe Or Two

Diply 15 May 2018

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who push their luck and those who have no luck.

Fine, there are roughly a billion other kinds of people, but for the purposes of this intro, there are just two kinds, OK? Work with me here, kids.

Anywho, look upon these 16 unlucky or luck-pushing souls, and feel their pain. Or just laugh at them and their ridiculous situations.

1. You said you liked pepper on your eggs. 

Imgur | predatorhistorian

Eggs are just so bland that all that seasoning will spice them right up. Some countries consider "All The Pepper Eggs" a delicacy, you know.

Load Comments

2. I'm guessing they don't want you to park there.

Reddit | CosmicKeys

I haven't seen a lot of passive-aggressive line painting jobs in my day, but I believe that's what we're witnessing here. Point taken, line painter. Point taken.

Load Comments

3. This gives a whole new meaning to "swamped at work."

Reddit | Ravernstal

Remind me never to complain about my job again, OK? Also, is the guy behind the desk 10 or 30 because I literally cannot tell.

Load Comments

4. This will not end well for anyone involved.

Reddit | 3Yi3

Let's see: three dudes, a bunch of beers, an above-ground pool, and electricity. Huh. I cannot imagine what could possibly go wrong.

Load Comments

5. This will not end well for anyone, part II.

Reddit | DimitriTooProBro

Man, Uber has really gotten lax about safety and the kind of vehicles that it allows to ferry you to your destination.

Load Comments

6. Guys, I remembered where I parked the pool vehicle!

Reddit | phenomoo7

I know it's expensive to park in most major cities, but this feels like it's just too extreme of a way to avoid feeding the meter.

Load Comments

7. Suddenly, I'm not thirsty anymore.

Reddit | heebswatch

BUT WHERE ARE THE BEES?! Is there, like, a hive under the water fountain?! WHICH WATER FOUNTAIN IS IT?! Is it both?! Someone get me an Epi-pen, stat!

Load Comments

8. This looks like a fun prank to pull on your children.

Reddit | jaffapolice

"Hey kids, for your chores today, you need to sweep out the garage. Do it or you're grounded." Then hand them this, stand back, and watch the fun begin.

Load Comments

9. It's the best seat in the house!

Reddit | UnjustAction

Dave could not believe that Hamilton was coming to his hometown theater and that he was able to score a seat for so cheap!

Load Comments

10. I wonder if this guy's been drinking.

Reddit | TheHenckel

Let's see: police on hand and a fella pushing a dog wearing a hat and sunglasses in a baby stroller... Nah, this just seems like a typical Tuesday at Walmart to me.

Load Comments

11. This is why you should never put frosted things in bags.

Reddit | Sololop

It's like donuts 101. You're just asking to be licking chocolate frosting out of the interior of a paper bag. So really, Steve, you brought this on yourself.

Load Comments

12. It's a bad day when your death isn't the worst thing that happens to you.

Imgur | predatorhistorian

Though, it's tough to say who's having the worst time of it: the dead person or the chagrined hearse driver.

Load Comments

13. As if cleaning the gutters didn't suck enough.

Imgur | predatorhistorian

And now you get to live on your roof. This is why I avoid all household chores. It's just not safe.

Load Comments

14. Fine, I get it, universe, I shouldn't be drinking Coke anyway. 

Imgur | predatorhistorian

But it's been a long day at work, and I'm tired, and this afternoon is dragging on. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR SOME SUGAR AND CAFFEINE?!

Load Comments

15. How did they even get out there in the first place?

Imgur | predatorhistorian

Who decides, "oh, hey, let's go stand out on the last little bit of ice on an otherwise completely open body of water because that could be fun"?

Load Comments

16. Sweet cheeses, man. Burn the house down, and get out while you still can. 

Imgur | predatorhistorian

What are you gonna do if you trap it? Try to negotiate some sort of peace treaty?

Load Comments
Next Article