The world is a curious place, and I swear the internet takes up, like, 89% of that curious. Does that make sense? Probably not, but a lot of this list doesn't either. I have a lot of questions — and even more concerns.

Advertisement

1. I have seen a lot of drunk people do a lot of dumb things, but they usually have a method to their actions... I don't know what was supposed to happen here

But it looks really, really painful. And I could watch it all day.

2. They're all the exact same size, AND YET disaster has struck because not everything lines up

2. They're all the exact same size, AND YET disaster has struck because not everything lines up
Reddit |  gawainlatour

Surely something this bad can't happen accidentally? So, why? And how does this just get missed?! I wouldn't be able to own these.

Advertisement

3. Keep your desktop as messy as you want, but having it like THIS when you're presenting to your class is a whole lot of nope

3. Keep your desktop as messy as you want, but having it like THIS when you're presenting to your class is a whole lot of nope
Reddit |  Yourmotor

At least a student could totally get away with saying they handed the paper in and maybe it got lost in there. Because that's a whole lot of mess.

4. I know little brothers are basically a whole other species, BUT WHAT KIND OF MONSTER EATS THEIR DONUTS LIKE THIS????

4. I know little brothers are basically a whole other species, BUT WHAT KIND OF MONSTER EATS THEIR DONUTS LIKE THIS????
Reddit |  CaptainDeadpool66

This is a mess and should be illegal. If you can't respect this circle dessert, the you donut get one. 

Advertisement

5. Surely this is better than having the "2" wrap around the corner, but I can't help but think they could have just moved them all a litttttle bit over

Just a little.

6. Okay first, had no idea that a duck ramp was a thing, but second, is the label intended for the ducks? 

6. Okay first, had no idea that a duck ramp was a thing, but second, is the label intended for the ducks?
Reddit |  SaltedBagelChips

I only ask because it's at their eye-level. And that seems silly.

Advertisement

7. The fact that you can send potatoes to your friends is both bizarre and the most comforting thing 

7. The fact that you can send potatoes to your friends is both bizarre and the most comforting thing
Reddit |  bortina-badboy

It's completely silly and amazing, because hellooooo comfort food.

8. That orange blob is a huge blob of seasoning — always a risky thing to nibble 

8. That orange blob is a huge blob of seasoning — always a risky thing to nibble
Reddit |  KandiCane86

Sadly, while it looks yummy, the person who shared this pic said their child cried when they had it. So that's never good.

Advertisement

9. Is it weird that it never occurred to me that crackers had grease like this?

9. Is it weird that it never occurred to me that crackers had grease like this?
Reddit |  Angelo_Enagic

And now I want to do this with a slice of pizza and see what happens, because it can only get better.

10. The delivery went downhill as soon as the heavy box was put on top of the very fragile air filters, but who the heck orders boxed bottled water online?

10. The delivery went downhill as soon as the heavy box was put on top of the very fragile air filters, but who the heck orders boxed bottled water online?
Reddit |  angryty
Advertisement

11. WHY WOULD YOU RISK YOUR LIFE FOR THE BIRD THAT IS THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING EVIL???

Sure, the babies are cute, but the adults are savage winged monsters.

12. Finding a marshmallow that is not one of the usual shapes is both a magical and confusing discovery 

12. Finding a marshmallow that is not one of the usual shapes is both a magical and confusing discovery
Reddit |  Kevroeques

Like, you're excited to see it, but just want to know what the heck it actually is.

Advertisement

13. Nooooo doggo, that's not your spot!

13. Nooooo doggo, that's not your spot!
Reddit |  LostAmiga

Is it just me, or do pets always want to sit in anything besides their actual bed? I'm surprised it's stayed there this long!

14. As a dedicated cheesecake enthusiast, THIS SICKENS ME!!! 

14. As a dedicated cheesecake enthusiast, THIS SICKENS ME!!!
Reddit |  sSteamed

What did cheesecake ever do to you that you had to cut it like this?! Nothing! Cheesecake has only ever been delicious and magical! 

Advertisement

15. This is going to make for a long, awkward flight.

15. This is going to make for a long, awkward flight.
Reddit |  ChocoPopWizard

Points for originality, but this is too freaky! Plus, knowing me, I'd end up trying to have a conversation with the back of this guy's head.

16. Somewhere out there is a little, white, panicking lizard.  

16. Somewhere out there is a little, white, panicking lizard.
Reddit |  LastGasp11

It's a really cool shape, but I can't help but feel sorry for this little guy! Especially if Pepé Le Pew comes around.

Advertisement

17. Is this some sort of lifehack I was unaware of? 

17. Is this some sort of lifehack I was unaware of?
Reddit |  smokeeblade

I wouldn't really attempt this, but that's only because my feet are in a constant state of smelling like hot death. 

18. The ultimate in tiny annoyances, now available in sock form! Like, great.

18. The ultimate in tiny annoyances, now available in sock form! Like, great.
Reddit |  -Captain_Mango-

How could you even relax knowing that your feet are an abomination to all things aligned and satisfying?! 

Advertisement

19. I bet you can tell which slice was put on the top of the package.

19. I bet you can tell which slice was put on the top of the package.
Reddit |  jbi_chi

'Cause the rest are basically just fat! It's still bacon, though, so I can't complain too much.

20. Wha— like, how? 

20. Wha— like, how?
Reddit |  ABJKL

And, really, what are the chances that the bike slides in for a perfect fit like that? At this point, do you call the fire department or the Ninja Turtles? 

Advertisement

21. ??????

21. ??????
Reddit |  Lil-Brisket

Why on Earth does this sign have to exist? Do people have NO shame anymore? Dirty feet are dirty feet, whatever, but clean those little babies in your own home!

22. Where did the other half of the watch go, and how did they get away with it?

22. Where did the other half of the watch go, and how did they get away with it?
Reddit |  Reaching2Hard

Apple watches are nifty, so I can understand wanting one, but leaving JUST an arm behind seems cruel. 

Advertisement

23. What would possibly make you cut a cake in the least helpful way possible?

23. What would possibly make you cut a cake in the least helpful way possible?
Reddit |  Hey14SpellsHi

SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY CUT IT! Okay, or maybe someone tried to correct what was truly wrong in this world.

24. Having an air freshener locked in place...because I guess some people just really want to have their homes smell fresh?

24. Having an air freshener locked in place...because I guess some people just really want to have their homes smell fresh?
Reddit |  pleamon84

But don't want to pay for it. Naturally. That'll teach 'em.

Advertisement