13+ Hilarious Pics That Prove We Can't Have Nice Things

Diply 28 Aug 2018

Unfortunately, not every time can be a good time. And contrary to popular believe, the sun can't shine every day.

Although we're here for a good time and not a long time, we can't just pretend that happiness will always be afoot. Sometimes, we just have to accept that things aren't copacetic and move on with our lives. After all, nice things aren't meant for everyone.

1. This is probably the only alcoholic beverage that I would refuse to chug with pleasure.

Pleated-Jeans | Pleated-Jeans

I don't know if I have a bee allergy, but I'm pretty sure I would find out if I sipped for even a second on that drink.

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2. Someone's screen protector broke in one piece, and I didn't even think this kind of beautiful devastation could happen.

Reddit | Aaronnm

Stress without the mess isn't 100% terrible, is it? If it isn't, don't tell me. I want to believe it's true.

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3. Sure, love can heal all wounds, but it can't buff out these scratches. 

The Chive | The Chive

This is gonna be one really expensive trip to the mechanic. Why can't a picture be worth a thousand dollars instead of words.

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4. Since I'm not a fortune teller, I don't want to say that this union is curse, but objectively, this union is a curse. 

The Chive | The Chive

Hey, don't shoot the messenger. We don't make the rules.

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5. Trying to take a nice picture on a windy day with an arm cast is just unrealistic. 

The Chive | The Chive

I mean, I congratulate you for trying, but I also think you just need to give up.

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6. Better than a fly in your ointment, amirite?

Reddit | Quixotic1390

Just be glad you didn't gulp that down while trying to pound back your morning happy juice. Trust me, this situation could have been much worse.

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7. And yet another coffee must be sacrificed to Monday morning.

Reddit | CensoryDeprivation

As if we haven't already lost enough. Between the lack of sleep and the emergence of a giant pimple, I don't know how it could get any worse.

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8. You may have to double-check with your mechanic, but it seems like your car may have just given up on life.

Reddit | JustSandwich

Without a lock, there is no driver. And without a driver, the car is but a metal shell.

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9. I guess someone had a little too much fun last night.

Pleated-Jeans | Pleated-Jeans

My guess is she's having a lot of regret this morning. I can almost feel the hangover through the screen.

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10. You don't have to be Mary Poppins to go through a crap ton of umbrellas. 

Reddit | Bcm980

You can just have a really bad eye for decent umbrellas. It's truly a curse.

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11. It may not have spilled on the way down, but it's definitely going to spill on the way up. 

Reddit | organicgirl811

There's really no way you can tackle this while avoiding a mess. It just ain't possible.

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12. I guess that means that you'll be eating Chinese food alone forever. 

DumpaDay | DumpaDay

If the fortune cookie says so, it's gotta be true. Right?

You could just order in Thai and save yourself the trouble.

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13. I guess someone forgot to scream "land ho" at the top of their lungs.

The Chive | The Chive

A boat can't swim smoothly unless everyone is playing their part. If it's every man for himself, this kinda thing happens.

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14. I love cats and I also love shoes, but I don't love these. 

Reddit | setraba

Sometimes, putting two good things together doesn't make something super awesome. Instead, it usually makes something super weird.

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15. Who the heck cares? Cook it anyway.

Reddit | NH_H3C-N-CH3

Every egg is the same consistency when it's tossed in a pan. Trust me, I've attempted to cook some pretty ripe eggs back in my college days.

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16. She may have made you look like a cartoon, but I don't exactly hate it. 

Twitter | @bellanocheee

Honestly, it'll probably help you stand out and catch some attention. Don't fight it, just soak it up.

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