It Goes Both Ways, People

Diply 15 Dec 2017

Dating isn't a cake walk, especially when all the single people are the equivalent of moldy cupcakes. I'm not trying to be rude, but I honestly don't know where the decent men are in the town.

I guess you could say I have bad luck or poor taste, but the most likely culprit is my bad attitude. When you've been burned so many times, it's hard to trust a spark.

Warning: Even if you're not out in public, your boyfriend can still manage to embarrass you.

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This is why social media is basically the enemy. Unless you've taken a particularly flattering couples' photo, then I suggest you hide your phone.

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When he starts talking sports and screaming at the TV while dropping nacho cheese on the carpet.

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I'm three minutes away from throwing him out the window and getting a whole new boyfriend.

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When you do have to take him out in public, it requires a complete makeover. 

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Too bad Cinderella's fairy godmother can't help with this magical transformation, because you can expect your man to make absolutely no effort at all.

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Preach, sista. 

Twitter | @savvysavageee

I couldn't have said it better myself. If he can't wear clean underwear, then he's not getting into my freshly laundered drawers. I would rather sleep in vomit than share the bed with a crusty dude.

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