8 Of The Funniest Items You Can Buy For Your Tatas

Diply 28 Aug 2017

The internet has been around for long enough now for us all to know that it can be used to have some pretty darn funny things shipped right to your doorstep. (And when I say funny, boy do I ever mean funny.)

Topping the list of funny (and arguably strange) things you can buy on the internet might just be the following five items that us ladies can buy for our tatas. And I know what you're thinking — yes, these are all real items that can actually be bought online.

Take a look for yourself:

1. Cold or Freezing Fake Nipples

Nips For All | Nips For All

Apparently that look of a nipple roaming free in its "natural habitat" is becoming a new trend, and with these handy dandy stick-on nips, your girls will be the perkiest of the perky!

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Nips For All | Nips For All

Apparently they're even recyclable so you don't have to feel bad about hurting the environment. You must be sold on this product now! If that doesn't do it, I don't know what will ;)

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2. A Breast Comfort Pillow 

Amazon | Amazon

This one is definitely funny, but it's also kind of practical. Whether you're an A cup or a DD, the pain is real! Sometimes laying on your stomach feels like it's just not meant to be, but with one of these guys, it is!

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Amazon | Amazon

It looks big enough to fit virtually any and all sizes, and it also looks pretty easy to store. Worried about what your house guests will think? Just tell them it's a cup holder!

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3. Invisinips

Cuchini | Cuchini

Sometimes us ladies want to show off a little boob (always tastefully, of course) without exposing too much — and by too much, I mean our nipples.

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What Mimi Writes | What Mimi Writes

For some reason, being able to tell we have nipples under our shirt can be much more uncomfortable than wearing a bra, but with Invisinips, you can make them, well, invisible.

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4. Rapibust Breast Enlargement Masks

Lazada | Lazada

It turns out that masks aren't just for faces — who knew? The Rapibust is said to moisturize, firm up, and whiten your breasts if you wear one to bed every night for a week.

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Knock Dealz | Knock Dealz

I can't say they do a great job at selling the product, but it says, "it works on everyone," so it must be legit. It's not like we live in a world where everything isn't as it seems... ;)

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5. F-Cup Cookies

Sasa | Sasa

If you're not satisfied with the size of your breasts but don't want to have breast enlargement surgery, F-Cup Cookies may be a reasonable alternative. (...She says as she bursts into laughter!)

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Vu-Jie | Vu-Jie

According to the manufacturers, "each F-Cup cookie contains 50mg of the herbal breast enhancer, Pueraria Mirifica," which is plant-based and apparently safe and effective. (I'd still suggest proceeding with caution...)

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6. A Rubber Vacuum Nipple Massager Breast Pump Bust Enlarger

Amazon | Amazon

Believe it or not, this purple contraption is not for breast feeding. The product manufacturers claim they massage your melons while working to enlarge them.

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Amazon | Amazon

Maybe it's just me, but this thing looks pretty darn painful. Like, could you imagine trying to use these around that time of the month? "Ouch" is all I have to say.

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7. Kush Breast Supports

Amazon | Amazon

Ah, who doesn't need a good ol' breast support object to keep the girls separated while you sleep? Kush claims they're important because they help prevent cleavage wrinkles.

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The Giggle Guide | The Giggle Guide

I'm a little skeptical, but hey, sometimes the strangest products end up being life-changing. Plus, they come in all kinds of sizes and colors, so that's always fun, right? Right.

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8. The Ta-Ta Towel

Ta-Ta Towel | Ta-Ta Towel

And at last, we get to the super trendy (and super practical) ta-ta towel! These babies have become one of the hottest products on the internet and we're super glad because it's about darn time we address annoying boob sweat. (Ugh, right?)

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Original Bra | Original Bra

"Give the girls a lift and wrap them up in ultra-soft cotton that not only cradles and cushions, but also dries. With multiple sizes, a flexible fit, and classy designs, the Original Breast Sweat Ta-Ta Towel is every girl’s breast friend."

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