This morning, I pulled one of my favorite basketball jerseys out of the dryer only to find out that the logo and number had peeled off due to the heat. I was in a rush the night before and forgot to remove the jersey before putting my load of laundry in to dry. In an attempt to make myself feel better about this grievous happening, I put together this list of people who definitely screwed up worse than me. 

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1. That's not how you use a cutting board

1. That's not how you use a cutting board
Reddit |  [deleted]

Writing an apology on it is a good start, but I don't even know how it got that bad in the first place!

2. That's not how you cook a pizza

2. That's not how you cook a pizza
Reddit |  dusty1993

See, I'm not an expert or anything, but my first piece of advice would be to not place it upside down. Just a handy little trick for ya.

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3. That's not how you spell "Achieve"

3. That's not how you spell "Achieve"
Reddit |  AmbassadorMollari

Although, he could just be very trusting of green onions. This guy would "believe a chive" any day — must be a big fan of Veggie Tales.

4. That's not Hong Kong

4. That's not Hong Kong
Reddit |  pclov3r

In fact, that's no where close to Hong Kong. Looks closer to Rio de Janeiro or Curitiba — but what do I know? I just, ya know, looked at an actual map.

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5. That's not how you park a car

5. That's not how you park a car
Reddit |  iamfromwinnipeg

6. That's not how you cook chili

6. That's not how you cook chili
Reddit |  [deleted]
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7. That's not how you steal gas

7. That's not how you steal gas
Reddit |  beernerd

8. That's not how you improve your home

8. That's not how you improve your home
Reddit |  V1D30GUY12
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9. That's not a left-hand turn lane

9. That's not a left-hand turn lane
Reddit |  trstmeimadoctor

10. That's not good!

10. That's not good!
Reddit |  chris1121555
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11. That's not how you make waffles

11. That's not how you make waffles
Reddit |  alderno

12. That's not how you beg

12. That's not how you beg
Instagram |  @douch.e
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13. Those aren't her thighs

13. Those aren't her thighs
Reddit |  Isai76

14. That's not a fountain!

14. That's not a fountain!
Tumblr |  algrenion
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15. Hey! That's not a dress shoe you're wearing, sir!

15. Hey! That's not a dress shoe you're wearing, sir!
Reddit |  TcoTheol

16. That's not her boyfriend

16. That's not her boyfriend
Instagram |  @savagerealm

Oh nooo!

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17. That's not how you spell "you're"

17. That's not how you spell "you're"
Reddit |  LebowskiDude

18. That's not how you open a juice carton

18. That's not how you open a juice carton
reddit |  Monster-_-
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19. That's not how you take a selfie

19. That's not how you take a selfie
Reddit |  antani2

Well, I guess you can do it that way

20. That's not how you open a can of beans

20. That's not how you open a can of beans
Reddit |  iamnotanasian
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21. Wait a minute, that's not a cellphone

21. Wait a minute, that's not a cellphone
Reddit |  Xanius

22. Hey! That's not a dog!

22. Hey! That's not a dog!
Reddit |  skizmcniz
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23. Those aren't real people

23. Those aren't real people
Reddit |  GuitrDad

24. That's not how hand dryers work.

24. That's not how hand dryers work.
reddit |  [deleted]
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25. That's a truck, not a boat.

25. That's a truck, not a boat.
Imgur |  Captainkeegan

26. That's not where the gas tank is.

26. That's not where the gas tank is.
Reddit |  elninofamoso
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27. That's not how you vacuum. 

27. That's not how you vacuum.
Reddit |  jas254

28. That's not human ice cream.

28. That's not human ice cream.
Twitter |  @daniel_merry
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29. That's not how you cow.

But it is how you run away from the farm.

30. That's not how you secret Santa, mom!

30. That's not how you secret Santa, mom!
Reddit |  proxima
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31. That's not how you eat pancakes.

31. That's not how you eat pancakes.
Reddit |  Lilpims

(She thought it was pie).

32. That's not how you face paint.

32. That's not how you face paint.
Reddit |  meviv
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33. That's not how you pump gas.

33. That's not how you pump gas.
Reddit |  IrritatedRuskie

34. That's not how you door. Or is it?

34. That's not how you door. Or is it?
Reddit |  maiiltiime
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35. That's not how electricity works.

35. That's not how electricity works.
Tumblr |  franklycats

36. That's not how you scan.

36. That's not how you scan.
Reddit |  Grill-Me-A-Cheese
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