11+ Drivers Who Need Their Licenses Revoked Immediately

Diply 4 Jul 2018

We see them every day. They make their way to school or work, seemingly oblivious to the world around them. They are your friends. Your neighbors. They could easily be you.

I'm talking, of course, about bad drivers. But not just the "let's-go-five-miles-over-the-speed-limit" kinds. These are the kind that make you scream profanities at your windshield while gesturing wildly.

So buckle up and take a look.

1. Let's go to the beach, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Imgur | DrHollie

Spoiler alert: No one really likes the beach. And this picture proves why. Sand everywhere, and something is always, always trying to kill you.

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2. Little-known fact: The Dukes of Hazard car was originally supposed to be a van.

Giphy | Giphy

This is actually deleted footage from the movie and the TV show. I'm still not sure they made the right call going with the Charger instead.

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3. SUV drivers think they can get away with anything.

Imgur | DrHollie

Desirable parking spot already taken? Oh, well. I'll just climb over the car in question. This lady in the picture knows she's done wrong. But she don't care.

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4. When in doubt, burn them with crayons.

Imgur | JateDesigns

Nothing teaches a lousy parker a lesson more than a passive-raggressive note and a Star Wars coloring book. No. Seriously. It's our only hope against bad parkers.

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5. Someone wanna let this driver know that this pool does, in fact, deflate? 

Reddit | ManbearpigDa

Unless they heard of the phrase "car pool" and thought it meant something else. (Yes, I am always this clever. Thank you for noticing.)

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6. "We might have to make this move in more than one trip, Bob."

Reddit | MrSquirly

"Like hell we will, Earl. We're doing this in one shot, and then we're going to iHOB for burgers."

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7. There's nothing better than a partly blind person obscuring their back window.

Reddit | ODB2

Seems totally legit, no? But how will they know if I'm tailgating if they can't see me? This feels like a trap.

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8. I finally know what I'm going to do to every jerk who blocks the sidewalk with their car. 

Imgur | timshweaty

I never have to key their door again! Now I can just pretend I'm in a James Bond movie!

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9. What are these windshield wipers you speak of?

Reddit | Square-wave

To be fair, in the Midwest, this is just how we drive come March because no one has any more energy to brush off their cars.

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10. "This'll teach Susan to drive me to the vet."

Giphy | Giphy

Honestly though, the doggo drives better than about 85 percent of the population. At least he's not on his cell phone.

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11. Some assembly required.

Reddit | pcx82698

Have you always wanted a convertible but can't afford a new vehicle? Make your own version by shearing off the side and top of your current car! So much airflow now!

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12. Some would say a Ford is just a glorified shopping cart, soooooo...

Reddit | Jokeanator89

I'm kidding! Mostly! This driver seems to be operating under the cat philosophy of "if it fits, I sits."

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13. This looks like a vehicle from a Mission: Impossible movie.

Reddit | I_am_only_a_lurker

The one where Ethan Hunt is driving, being chased by the bad guys, and he pulls a lever, and that log shoots backward into the windshield of the enemy car.

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14. Well, they're not wrong.

Imgur | timshweaty

More than the motives of this douchebag parking job person, I'm wondering who exactly keeps sidewalk chalk in their vehicle for just such an occasion.

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15. "Huh, I wonder why this convenient hand hold also looks like a lever of some kind."

Reddit | Chrwah

Also, it feels like Uber has gotten even more lax with its safety standards lately.

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16. I bet that guy felt super cool...for about three seconds. 

Giphy | Giphy

Thank goodness he was wearing a helmet though. Yep, that's the safety lesson here, kids. Always wear a helmet. Especially when you're an idiot.

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