12 Pics That Have Us Demanding Answers

Diply 3 Jul 2018

It is no secret to anyone that I am demanding as all hell. I mean, sometimes you gotta be or people just give you the run around. Quite frankly, I hate exercise and even those words next to each other make me uncomfortable, so I like to skip over that part entirely and gun for "getting shit done."

In the spirit of supply and demand, here are some weird pictures with explanations you don't need to ask for.

1. Please excuse me, I have to go to the nope room to nope nope nope.

Imgur | Imgur

I am not going to even pretend that this would be an option for me. I would rather pee on myself than in this ice demon.

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2. This kinda looks like a facehugger escaping a bag of potatoes.

Twitter | @charlucex

First of all, stop wasting produce. Secondly, this is an easy fix — just take it to your science teacher for extra credit.

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3. Wow, I've always wondered how coldslaw was made.

Reddit | 9999monkeys

Except this isn't how it's made (or spelled) at all, and this is just a cabbage patch that got hit by a snowstorm. I hope the kids are okay.

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4. The beeper isn't the only thing he's checking to see if it still works.

Instagram | @djbewbz

I, for one, support people getting it on. Otherwise, we wouldn't have all these people around who make sweet memes.

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5. Imported from where, the Fortress of Solitude?

Instagram | @mitch_coleborn

I know I'm supposed to be admiring this piece of art, but what I'm really doing is wondering how drunk I'd get if I started chewing on those crystals.

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6. With enough conviction, you can pull off absolutely anything.

Instagram | @impractical_1

Except this. There are exceptions to every rule, and this is most definitely one of them. He'd be better off barefoot.

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7. I don't have time to waste on the "mights" and "maybes" we encounter every day.

Reddit | iputmytrustinyou

Sure, it might have fallen into the snow and be in one of these buckets. Or maybe it's behind the glass at a pawn shop with a $99 sticker on it. Who knows, man.

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8. I don't think his parents went through all the trouble of coming up with a witty name for him just for you to go and change it. 

Twitter | @HunterFisher21

In fact, I don't think his parents went through all the trouble of coming up with a witty name for him at all.

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9. Sometimes, all you need is each other.

Me.me | Me.me

I really hope that's the case in this instance, otherwise his wife is gonna be pretty rattled when she opens her present and finds her trolling husband.

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10. Does the fact that the ice cream has 80 calories make this better or worse?

Instagram | @bastardonthebeat

Like, I get that you're trying, but why even bother eating diet ice cream at this point?

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11. Kids these days will never know how lucky they truly are. 

The Chive | The Chive

When I was younger, I had to say some pretty nasty stuff to get the luxury of eating soap.

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12. It's called fashion, sweetie. Look it up.

Imgur | Imgur

And while you're at it, blow it up because this balloon shirt is the next big thing. Why throw a party when you can be the party?

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13. Much like stale purse candy, toes are an acquired taste.

Instagram | @memelif3

Looks like she's stashed a couple gummy bears in the heels, too. This is like Olympic-level toe sucking status.

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14. How did this happen? Who let this happen?

Reddit | benevolentonion

I would hate to be this poor girl when she wakes up. At least it looks like she was able to enjoy a couple of slices before this catastrophe happened.

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15. Well, weed is a depressant. 

Instagram | @memelif3

Hopefully he does the right thing and puts the weed down. Then maybe he can do some soul-searching and really get to the bottom of what's bothering him.

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16. How do people even do this?

Twitter | @_KelseyMaggart

I can't even take a good photo with an expensive camera, professional lighting, and three hours of Photoshop. Oh, I guess being attractive helps, huh?

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17. Everyone knows turtles require reinforced cages.

Imgur | Alphabubba

This is stage one of the mutation. If you're not careful, you're going to have a whole world of problems once they become teens.

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18. Seems like you'd have to put a lot of time and effort into getting these boots on, and they're barely noticeable.

Twitter | @Undry_memes

Which is right in line with pretty much everything else girls do.

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19. This looks like an unfortunate burn, but it's actually a condition called "dermatographia."

Reddit | bryoIogy

The perfect way to scare off dudes at the club — painlessly write their number on your arm, then have it disappear an hour later. Forget them both forever.

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20. I'm the kind of basic broad who would pay extra for this "galaxy soap" at Lush or something.

Imgur | CourtsCrystal

If you would like to fill up the soap with remnants of multiple soap bottles, you must first create the universe.

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