16 Delivery Personnel Who Prove It's All In The Execution

Diply 3 Jul 2018

Without Amazon Prime, I don't know how I would function from day to day. I literally buy every single thing I use regularly online. It's gotten to the point where I don't even know what the inside of a grocery store looks like anymore.

That being said, there are some instances where it's probably easier to make the journey to the drug store. Check out the pictures below and see for yourself.

1. When the brand-new book you bought online is already bent. 

Reddit | shankap0tamus

And this is before you even gift it to your bratty niece who already scoffs at anything that isn't a Bratz doll.

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2. I mean, I'm not going to hate on the delivery guy for doing exactly what you asked. 

Imgur | Imgur

Sure, it looks ridiculous, but I bet he's done enough deliveries to know that if he doesn't follow directions, people complain anyway.

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3. Looks like you're gonna have to disassemble the entire mailbox, retrieve your package, and leave the mess for someone else. 

Reddit | carpwrist

Basically, it's gonna be a long day, and all for a few knickknacks.

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4. Happy birthday to you.

Reddit | __samanthaH

Except not. Having your birthday money torn up by the mailman isn't exactly the nicest thing to happen on your special day of celestial life force celebration.

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5. Again, they did what you asked them to, so you can't be mad. 

Bored Panda | Bored Panda

Just don't ask your delivery person to do dumb things and you won't get pissed off.

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6. I guess the picture on the outside of the box was a little hard to distinguish. 

Reddit | Kronill

It's not like all glassware is breakable or anything...

If you can't sense my sarcasm, then please leave.

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7. All packages are not handled with care. 

Reddit | Reddit

Unless your definition of care involves a foot to the side of your package, and a toss or two into the back of a truck.

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8. Here's to hoping that this is just grape juice. Otherwise, I'm going to need therapy. 

Bored Panda | Bored Panda

I think we all underestimate the journey our packages go through to get to us.

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9. We need more delivery people like this man. 

Reddit | SubyWill

If you're willing to sacrifice it all to bring me my large meat lover's pie, I'm definitely tipping you more than 15%.

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10. It seems like a pretty reasonable excuse to me. 

Bored Panda | Bored Panda

I mean, I wouldn't be able to deliver the package if a spider were within 12 feet of the door, so I can't really chirp this guy.

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11. This is probably not what they meant when they said they'll deliver it directly to your door. 

Bored Panda | Bored Panda

FedEx has some serious explaining to do...and maybe even a little lawsuit on their hands.

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12. When you spell it out for someone and they still can't manage to pull it together. 

Twitter | @NicoleDaviess_

Honestly, what a joke. Surprise parties ain't nothing to joke about. They're serious business.

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13. Well, this delivery person must also moonlight as the custodian from the movie Good Will Hunting, because no one else would have thought of doing this. 

Imgur | soulman901

I guess maybe an engineer would, but I don't want to feed into their already huge egos.

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14. So apparently there are such things as UPS golf carts, and now I can die happy because that's hilarious. 

Reddit | SilentKomodo

Just think of how dinky they'll look driving through town in those little things.

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15. So this woman's Amazon delivery guy was an actual angel and hid her package from her husband, just as he was directed to by her doormat. 

Facebook | Vanessa O'Shea

She has the whole thing on her security camera footage, and it's so pure.

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16. When you ask your delivery person to put your package through the window, make sure said window is not above a toilet. 

Twitter | @SJCooke94/

Just a little online shopping tip that I think would be very helpful.

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