16 Crap Days That'll Put Yours In Perspective

Diply 3 Jul 2018

Sometimes, all you need to turn your day around is a little perspective. I'm not gonna pretend that that's catch-all advice — I realize that some of you have some real problems. But that's not what I'm talking about here.

I'm talking about taking a few moments to laugh at the misfortunes of other people to make your own day shine a little brighter.

It has come to my attention that I might just be a terrible person. But that's my problem, not yours.

1. Here's a reminder to always, always, always put a password on your phone.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Listen, I don't know this Lek Money guy well enough to know exactly what happened during this interaction right here, but there's no question that getting flamed on your own Instagram like this sucks.

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2. Sometimes the toughest bosses in video games are the ones that come in the smallest bodies.

Twitter | @Mr_DrinksOnMe

This baby was particularly hard to defeat, because it seemed so helpless but I knew that it was a ruse! I sure showed him.

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3. I mean, we've all been there, right?

Twitter | @karibusta

I mean, who among us has never accidentally sat down in their own food?

Also, I'm torn on the name Espin. On the one hand, it seems ridiculous, on the other hand, I want to use it for my next child.

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4. I have no idea what any of this is supposed to say, but I know that I want every single one of these.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I really want "NOW butter BY THE fishes" to become an inside joke with my closest friends. Step 1: Get some friends.

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5. I'm guessing that somebody's in for a bad time when they come home and see someone raided their jewelry...cabinet? Where do guys keep jewelry?

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Obviously, I don't need to worry about this since I have no jewelry to pawn.

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6. This one's a bit of a throwback, but who can forget the photo that launched the #BowWowChallenge?

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I find that you get a lot farther in life by just being honest about your humble, trash life. Then again, I can't even afford a regular plane ticket, so maybe Bow Wow knows what's up.

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7. This happens when two Canadians try to cross the border into the US together, but both want to pay the other person's toll.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

The only way this gets better is if two tow trucks get stuck trying to rescue them at the same time.

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8. Despite what Disney movies and John Woo tell you, it's pretty much impossible to make friends with pigeons and doves.

The Chive | The Chive

Once you throw some gulls in there, you're already done for. Those anarchists don't care about you or your soul.

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9. And here, this whole time, you thought falling off your board was going to be the worst thing that could happen when you started skating in your garage.

The Chive | The Chive

There's no protective equipment here at all. No helmet, no pads, and no cup. For shame, sir.

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10. How long do you think it took this person to realize what they'd done? They probably walked off the job site and just never came back.

The Chive | The Chive

If it was me, it'd be, like, 10 seconds tops.

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11. If there was ever a reason to legally change your name, this would be it.

Twitter | @meganfinger

I imagine that Megan's little brother, Edward, is in for a similar problem when he gets into college.

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12. Self-care, don't care.

Instagram | @girlsthinkimfunny

The most upsetting thing about this for me is that I'm only now just discovering that you can have people deliver alcohol to you. I feel like I've only been living half a life until this moment.

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13. The moment you find out just how unpopular you are.

Reddit | elmatious

I haven't felt this unpopular since two days ago when I found my old Myspace page and realized that I had literally no friends.

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14. "I asked for 'some' olives.

Reddit | Dextrofunk

Your first mistake was ordering olives on anything. Actually, our first mistake — collectively, as a species — was the idiot who decided that olives should be considered food. They're clearly poison and we should have known better.

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15. Oh, Rickolas. Can I call you Rickolas? What did you do?

The Chive | The Chive

I don't know about you, but I want the kind of love where me sitting with a sign outside of a dollar store is the most romantic way to apologize.

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16. Lifehack: If you aren't getting enough protein in your diet, just drive around on a scooter with your mouth open at night.

Imgur | Imgur

Pretty soon you'll find all the best hotspots for the tastiest grub.

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