Well, guys, I'm shook. Some of the things I've seen while compiling this list for you will haunt me forever.

In the next pictures, you'll find things that have gone much too far, lines that have been passed so far we can't see even see them anymore. There's a very distinct lack of chill!

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1. I think they're lying. 

1. I think they're lying.
Twitter |  @Palolo_Noot

Yeah, this seems like one of those things where someone tells you to charge your phone by microwaving it but it just catches on fire.

2. This is way more controversial than their holiday cups.

2. This is way more controversial than their holiday cups.
Reddit |  SpideyAB

Cool, sure, Michael Jordan's magnum opus was just "okay." 

In other news, the Taj Mahal is just "meh" and the Grand Canyon is "pretty big, I guess."

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3. Mr. Tufts didn't deserve that!

3. Mr. Tufts didn't deserve that!
Twitter |  @AlsBoy

But even so, it's kinda weird that this wanton act of cat mopping had three witnesses. Did they all come forward on their own or did they snitch as a group?

4. At this point, why even wear the shirt?

4. At this point, why even wear the shirt?
Twitter |  @_LiftingProbz_

Apparently, half the gains come from getting caught on those handles and injuring yourself.

I knew there was a reason I could never find the motivation to go to the gym.