Let's talk about "the system" for a second, shall we? What is it? Where did it come from? Who's responsible for this?
Well, I don't know the answer to any of those questions, but I do know that if you say "the system" in a sentence, pretty much everybody knows what you're talking about, so let's not get into semantics.
The system sucks, everybody hates it, and these people are the heroes we need. How's that?
Apparently, this bar also owns the attached restaurant next door, but that doesn't fly with a bylaw that requires food to be served. At least if someone buys it, they're making a good chunk of change!
I mean, sure, the ring probably cost more than the dessert did, but they can do this repeatedly at every restaurant in the city. One ring. Many desserts. A lifetime of happiness.
And it shouldn't, either. Look at its little face! I dare you to try to look into those puppy dog eyes and say that it's not welcome somewhere. I don't trust anyone that could pull it off.
Okay, maybe not actually, but I'm sure that those inflated numbers have convinced a person or two that they need to get their eyes checked. I wonder what the numbers would look like if he really asked that question.
Don't we all? That is literally me 90% of the time when I'm at home. I'm glad he was able to pull it off because speaking from experience, it's a pretty legit way to live your life.
Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by a rogue Lego. *raises hand* Just as I thought. This man is the hero we need.
Can you blame her? They're horribly expensive, and all of those plastic cups are terrible for the environment. This is revolutionary.
As an added bonus, you get to eat the delicious hand-shaped toast when you're done validating yourself, too. Snacks and validation are the way to my heart.
This is textbook reverse psychology. Even if it went poorly, his grade still would've been decent, so I'd say it was worth the risk.
It's about time someone stood up to this kinda silliness. It's as bad as asking someone what they want for dinner and getting hit with "I don't care."
Somebody should really let him know that paper plates exist. I bet his whole world would be flipped upside down.
Which is pretty impressive considering I didn't even know you could do that. I like how he was already right, but he just wanted to be double sure.
No one should be able to regulate water, that's absurd. Luckily, this place has figured out how to circumvent that.
Surely this dad knew that something was gonna go down while he was away, but I don't know if he expected his kid to come up with something so clever.
Parties are dope, who doesn't wanna party? Why let a silly little thing like a formal invite get in your way? Honestly, I can't believe that worked.
I hope it was a science test and he got bonus points for using a Möbius strip to take notes on because this is brilliant.
Why pretend that it's butter when all we care about is the taste (and how cheap it is)?
I mean, it's 2018 — I can buy my own snacks. But if I'm going to see Shakespeare in Love at the classic movie marathon, you'd best believe this is my outfit.
The Snapchat game on this dude is only going to get better once he starts shaving half his face.
Probably got depressed after seeing some surfing dogs and realized she'd never be that cool. I know that feeling, fam.
I used to break my brain as a kid trying to figure out ways to ditch my parents and live in the toy department at Walmart.
No rent and you sleep wherever you want. Can I just go ahead and get reincarnated already?
