The best way to set someone up for failure is to drop something major in their lap and give them hectic instructions on how to deal with it.

Without time to let them understand what's going on, they'll be halfway down the street before they realize you gave them a bowling ball and told them it's late for daycare. 

Just pretend you did that, OK? 

Anyway, we're not nearly that sadistic, so take your time as you process these pics.

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1. Rather than giving myself a headache by trying to figure out how these storks got here, I'm just gonna focus on the look they're giving us.

1. Rather than giving myself a headache by trying to figure out how these storks got here, I'm just gonna focus on the look they're giving us.
Reddit |  Ibbo55

"Do you mind? That 'wark' sound we made clearly meant that this lavatory is occupied. How frightfully rude."

2. If I'm gonna get any special touches, I really need to be part of the planning committee. 

2. If I'm gonna get any special touches, I really need to be part of the planning committee.
Reddit |  Quintonog63

Actually, how many people planned this? Is this just the way that fortune cookie companies slide into our DMs?

More like cringe into our DMs.

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3. I'm curious as to how they did this, but I won't even try to explore that until I find out what this even is.

3. I'm curious as to how they did this, but I won't even try to explore that until I find out what this even is.
Reddit |  sirphreaksalot

Oh, har, har. Yes, I know it's a truck, but what is it...being? Is it the snake from the flag on the back, or Godzilla?

Why?

4. If every movie I've seen about mysterious items has taught me anything, it's that everyone should probably leave this right where it is.

4. If every movie I've seen about mysterious items has taught me anything, it's that everyone should probably leave this right where it is.
Reddit |  Bearsandgravy

The chance of playing magical pranks on people with a yellow zoot suit on isn't worth the risk that this is a wearable version of Jumanji