8 Pickup Lines To Use ASAP and 8 To Throw Right In The Trash

Diply 31 Mar 2018

Online dating is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

Your next match on Tinder could be the love of your life...or literally human trash.

Unfortunately, there's no formula to find your perfect match... Just trial and error, and lot's of cheesy pickup lines. Dating in 2018 is utter chaos.

And while some of those lines can be endearing, some are so bad it's laughable. We've got proof of both.

1. When you both suck at pseliling...oops spelling. But it's actually adorabkeb...I mean, adorable.

Imgur | Imgur

If these two end up dating, they should probably avoid playing any word games together. Scrabble would be an absolute nightmare.

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2. Dinosaurs don't exist, but I'm not mad about it.

Twitter | @livdecarloo

Do you know what else doesn't exist? The second "o" in the word "too." His understanding of grammar isn't like his knowledge of dinosaurs, but at least he's down for a kiss.

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3. The Liam Neeson of Tinder has finally met his match.

Twitter | @yomomma_kiley

I hope this guy wasn't lying about his very particular set of skills because his Tinder match knows how to play the game. Things are about to get very interesting...

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4. They haven't met yet and he's already willing to die for her. 

Twitter | @Alexxisbrooke

I think we can deduce that this guy is willing to go the extra mile in a relationship. He'll even go into anaphylactic shock if it means winning over your heart.

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5. It's not small talk if you're yelling, right? 

Twitter | @Tinder__Lines

If you're not good at starting a conversation over text, just yell-text instead. It seemed to work out pretty well for this guy.

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6. It's really nice when someone shows an interest in finding out who "Yu" really are...

Twitter | @Tinder__Lines

He actually wasn't looking for anything serious on Tinder...that is, until he found "Yu."

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7. He's only been "nailed" once, but at least he can turn water into wine.

Twitter | @Tinder__Lines

Thank goodness it's not another "me petting a Tiger picture." I would swipe right on him for that reason alone.

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8. A relationship has to start with honesty if it's ever going to work out.

Twitter | @Tinder__Lines

Either Alexandra has a great sense of humor or...she really is the zodiac killer. I'm sure either answer would make for an interesting date.

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9. It's moments like these that make me lose all faith in men. 

Twitter | @Almaupsides

Is this guy's name Chad because he sure gives off that vibe. In the name of feminism, let's kick this dude to the curb.

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10. Nope. Sorry, dude. I think that's called lactose intolerance.

Twitter | @mmmbac0n_

Being compared to and called an appendix isn't really romantic by any means. I hope he's sorted out whatever digestive problems he's been experiencing.

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11. The only funeral I'll be attending is the one for the death of this Tinder match.

Twitter | @betsy1494

This is actually terrifying. I'm not sure about you, but my version of romance doesn't involve coffins.

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12. There's only one way to describe this joke...it's pretty "tearable." 

Twitter | @Tinder__Lines

Way to set yourself up for failure! This person needs to update their joke book. Sometimes dad jokes work, but this was just atrocious.

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13. Summer froze over because this girl is cold as ice! 

Twitter | @Tinder__Lines

It's true when they say that you can never really predict the weather. Summer seems like it's going to be unusually cold this year.

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14. Try to spell this one: jerk.

Twitter | @Tinder__Lines

You know what a few beers won't fix? Your crummy pickup line. I don't think this guy is going to get very far on Tinder if this is his opener.

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15. You must be doing something wrong when death is the better option.

Twitter | @Tinder__Lines

Wow. Things got a little awkward after his Tinder match chose dying and the death of the entire human race.

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16. This person has a very strange relationship with avocados... 

Twitter | @skloep

This person's love for avocados has gone a bit too far. I'm frightened to know what their kitchen looks like after brunch.

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