21+ Agents Of Chaos Who Are Confusing Pretty Much Everyone

Diply 12 Oct 2018

There are people in your life who...well, it's hard to describe what they're doing. Sometimes, it seems like they're just going out of their way to be confusing.

I know this because sometimes I'm accused of being that exact person. I honestly don't think I deserve it, so I went out and found a bunch of tricksters and maniacs who make me look positively normal. Bet.

1. Now, a perfect example: I guess there are people who could need this many chairs at the same time. But who?

Reddit | MrInsan3

I figure it's either some sort of desperately underfunded school principal or a supervillain who doesn't care about matching decor looking to outfit their lair.

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2. "Listen, Dave. No more questions about the pants. You'll understand why once I explain how dang hot it's gonna be this week."

The Chive | The Chive

"Oh, and next week's supposed to be a scorcher, so I'm getting naked."

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3. Yeah, leaving a mannequin (or whatever this LazyTown-looking thing is) hanging out in your car is a surefire way to freak out someone who parks next to you.

Reddit | Overlord1317

Dressing him like Ned Flanders? That's just a bonus.

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4. Now, here's the thing: Don't those look like plastic spoons? In which case, did you really steal them at all?

Reddit | Xav101

I mean, I could steal 1,500 straws from Starbucks in a year, but really that means taking five straws a day from the one near my place.

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5. Wow, the first pic is odd enough what with the canine egg-thievery and all. But the second pic? That's some dangerous attitude.

Reddit | jrogersz

Who knew you could get so much side-eye from a dog?

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6. See, I'm not even sure who the real trickster is. On one hand, a human definitely rigged up these turkeys in the first place.

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But it looks like that top birb is really enjoying the chase.

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7. Well, this is beyond horrifying. I think my teeth are actually getting itchy just looking at this pic.

Reddit | mothdj

I mean, bruh, points for creativity, but negative points for the nightmares I'll have.

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8. Why does this feel like the world's most potentially painful game of Jenga?

Pleated-Jeans | Pleated-Jeans

Ugh. These people are so much more confident in their hammocking skills than I am. So much could go so wrong.

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9. I'm coming out of my Cage and I've been doing JUST FINE—

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

Sorry, I really can't see Nicolas Cage without singing that part of "Mr. Brightside." It might be a legitimate psychological affliction.

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And in his own way, isn't Nicolas Cage the ultimate agent of chaos? I mean, nobody ever knows what he's going to do next.

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I mean, unless you guessed "another awful movie to pay off his debts." Then...yeah, that.

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10. Whoa now, dude, save some mustache-twirling villainy for the rest of us.

Reddit | Fidel___Castro

The absolute anarchist! Madman! He doesn't care who gets hurt in his quest for...um, standing...slightly ahead in the line!

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11. I guess you could say that this budget-friendly lifehack is gonna make a lot of fashionistas very...salty.

Imgur | Imgur

Or ketchup-y. Which is gonna be a thing later, trust me. There might be no ketchup at all.

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12. See, I'm just jealous of this one. I tried this, and apparently, everybody else in the office has a big problem with it.

The Chive | The Chive

I mean, I brought a scented candle. What's the issue?

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13. Bruh, you sure you got enough ketchup? I think they might still have some in the restaurant across the street.

Imgur | Imgur

Truly, this is a miracle of the Heinzmas spirit. I mean, unless it's French's. Sorry, fry-foot.

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14. You know, I bet this person either gets pulled over all the time or not at all. It doesn't seem like it could be anything in-between.

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Also, I really wish we knew where they were going.

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15. When I was a kid, I used to put my brothers' names as video game characters and then play terribly so they'd feel the shame.

Reddit | alphabetgamma

Which is a fun way of saying, "I was bad at video games but good at trolling my brothers."

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16. Some people do their own thing and really pull it off.

Reddit | Vikendo

I don't think this is really a long-term solution, but sometimes the back of my laptop feels like the surface of the sun and I really need a faster computer.

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17. And some people, well, their "thing" makes sense to them and them alone.

Reddit | finna_boi

But let me be clear...that doesn't mean that their thing isn't secretly genius.I'd explain more, but I think I have to go out and get some cardboard and packing tape.

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18. Speaking of villains like Waluigi, this might be our first example in this list of actual evil.

eBaum's World | eBaum's World

I mean, not for the people who don't want to be in the class that day, but the prof is going to be tearing his hair out in no time.

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19. There's nothing that says you can't do this, but somehow I'm thinking that this isn't how a wireless mouse is supposed to work.

Reddit | Filo_Pastry

Also, I really hope that this isn't the same dude working out of his freezer.

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20. Well, now, hold on just a minute. This food combination might be the real culprit. 

Reddit | Carl_Carlson

If there's one thing that Froot Loops is missing, it's more artificial, vaguely fruity flavoring. Thankfully, this person came up with the perfect solution.

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21. Yeah, so this guy must be the pool shark of drinking contests, right?

Reddit | TheTripleSevens

Remind me to never challenge this guy to anything but a "who's got the smaller mouth" challenge.

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22. Hmm. That's not how foot-long subs work, dude.

Reddit | lewwiswells

I mean, make a sandwich with it if you want, but I hope you like soggy planks of wet bread by the end of it.

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23. Ugh, never mind, have all the weird sandwiches you want, anything is a better trademark move than this uncanny valley realness.

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I wish I could look away, but I can't.

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