If life is a mountain, adulting is an avalanche of stress that only starts once you get high enough to really hurt yourself if you fall.
There's a perfect, golden time where being broke is expected, a party lifestyle is the point, and no one really expects you to be doing anything important yet. Some of us go to school for most of this, and others go to meaningless jobs that are only good for a paycheck.
Why? I didn't agree to this! I don't wanna be a person yet!
Rule Number One of Adulting — Not Enough Time.
Maybe those people who have been adults for some time could offer advice that would make sense to us.
But we're the first humans to grow up in this insane world of meme-wars and absurdity.
When I was a kid I thought that adulthood would be cake any time I want and complete freedom to do stuff that I like to do.
To be fair, I can still eat cake whenever I want. But it never turns out the way you want it to, believe me. It's like 10% joy and then 90% shame and regret.
At least there's cake.