13 Amazing Acts Of Restroom Graffiti

Diply 10 Mar 2016

Have you ever gone to a public restroom with a marker? I can honestly say that in my 25 years on this planet, I've never said to myself right before going to the mall or a movie, "I may have to poop in the next couple of hours, let me make sure I've got my Sharpie on me."

Never. Not even once.

Am I alone here? Do you go to public restrooms equipped for vandalism?

And if you DO, do you have prepared material to graffiti onto the walls? Do you work on jokes at night and think to yourself, "This joke is gonna be a hit in the second floor washroom at Macy's"?

I have a lot of questions here, folks. So if you're a bathroom graffiti artist, let me know what the method to your madness is in the comments section. I'm genuinely interested to know.

In any case, let's get to the graffiti, shall we?

1. Ah, Monsieur Elefante. Thank you so kindly for taking my coat while I deface this porcelain with last night's Chipotle.

imgur | IZpea
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2. It IS a crap, Admiral Ackbar.

reddit | NTrun08
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3. This guy is clearly a rookie in bathroom graffiti

reddit | chrismikehunt
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4. So easy, yet so...perfect,

imgur | PastiesAndaGString
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5. ...and clowns. Clowns can definitely peep on your poop. 

College Humor | College Humor
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6. The Green Mile...The Good the Bad and the Ugly...Risky Business...Big (with Tom Hanks)

Dorkly | Dorkly
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7. Imagine, if you will, a baby Bane. How funny would that be? A bald infant on steroids. Hilarious.

Guff | Guff
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8. SPOILER ALERT.

reddit | ATerribleUsername
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9. Zero splash-back toilet. That's how you get five stars.

reddit | MrDonKiebals
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10. Canadian graffiti is getting out of control.

reddit | psylentz
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11. That's some deep bathroom graffiti.

serious fiver | serious fiver
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12. The critics have spoken.

alay15 | alay15
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13. I've got a Diglett coming out of me at the moment, so now seems like a good time to end this article.

iFunny | TwitterHQ
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